Beth Saunderson

@madametalis @PastorTalis oh right shit I forgot HAPPY SUNDAY, by the way! (gaaah, no wonder Pastor is so sad, it's *sunday*)

@BEASBeth @PastorTalis OF COURSE !!!!!

Members of the church have decided to send me a big thread of emails including their reasons as to why they will be withdrawing their kids from my youth group. They say they’re scared of their kids being preyed upon. Well fuck you too Sharon. I don’t even care.

@madametalis @PastorTalis (giggling excitedly) I'll get the shovel--!

@jayvi_game THANK you!

be fortiche, draw people teleporting using the same visuals and circumstances (hex globe, acceleration rune) 4 times observe how 1 of 4 is called "they died and are not coming back"

@BusyBeektor @backinthefknbox @InventorJayce @h_ellafine @SmalltownVik @DivorcedJayce @AndroidViktor oh no, I don't think so (for once, I think this *isn't* something this Jayce is into) but Gabby sure is (Gabby I think you're letting your new '-dook' status go to your head 🤭)

@BEASBeth @backinthefknbox @InventorJayce @h_ellafine @SmalltownVik @DivorcedJayce @AndroidViktor Another human Jayce interested in my beeussy?!

@InventorJayce @DivorcedJayce @AndroidViktor @h_ellafine Make your Viktor a body and me and him can- nevermind

@wxy_vz soooo, how's my 2nd-favorite Capricorn today? (1st-favorite is automatically my mom, she gets first dibs)

@vikilog_ @stickerfox of course not! that's Jayce's job.

@stickerfox hey! don’t eat me?? please???

hey.

@vikilog_ @jedimka I mean look at it: tol.

@jedimka what’s with the tall bellybutton thing...?

@jedimka @vikilog_ ohhhhh yeah, that *is* tall

@vikilog_ that's a tall bellybutton for sure

@madametalis @PastorTalis pls, may I help you kill the shitdicks (or at least help you hide the bodies)

@BEASBeth @PastorTalis "matar" is to kill 😭😭😭lmao thank u 🙏

@backinthefknbox @InventorJayce @h_ellafine @SmalltownVik @DivorcedJayce @AndroidViktor @BusyBeektor blick twice if you need help

@InventorJayce @h_ellafine @SmalltownVik @DivorcedJayce @AndroidViktor It's a vastly misjudged and overlooked ambrosia-like pleasure. Tight, warm, sweet and dripping honey... I assure you've never had anything like that, which is why it'll also be a perfect model for when you build your own Viktor 🤗

@Inv_JayceT how's your Viktor doing? and is he hydrated?

By the way, I'm running a test on you guys right now. Let's see if you fail!

@hautmessexpres @vikilog_ mood.

@vikilog_ Jayce Talis you lucky motherf--

@wxy_vz don't get me wrong, I admire the confidence

@wxy_vz *I* still can't believe that you tried the "no u!!" approach to this

just *what* about me screams 'transphobic asshole'?! "you might like" YEAH, WHEN I WAS *10* unbelievable

hey twitter, what the f***???

@wxy_vz because I have a pretty good idea for answers to all of the above but I don't think anyone (not just you) would want to hear them (especially not now)

@wxy_vz d'you want me to try to tease this knot-of-tangled-questions apart? Or just leave you to it (probably the latter, I assume)?

@wxy_vz (forgive me) I KNEW it was real!! "oh no, this is photoshop" I knew you were being a lying liar who lies (tbf I 100% understand WHY, and I do not blame you for it)