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@SenWhitehouse @EnergyDems You’re such an old degenerate piece of shit

@EnergyDems argued similarly that ENR has jurisdiction over “national parks” and “historical sites,” but also received no instruction.

Want to know how we blew up the billion-dollar ballroom? Let me take you into the parliamentary “reconciliation” challenge. 🧵

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Great view of tiger chipping here, two things stands out here for me what is it for you? video from

"Once you know what failure feels like, determination chases success." - Kobe Bryant

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Some people want it to happen, some wish it would happen, others make it happen.” — Michael Jordan

Jesus Christ is the best example of masculinity in a man. Self-control, forgiveness, patience, sacrifice, love, leadership, ambition, responsibility.

Novak Djokovic just said only 5% of your daily life is actually conscious. Djokovic is the 24-time Grand Slam champion and has spent the last 20 years studying the mental side of high performance. He says he was shocked when he learned the science behind this number. "How in the world are we then able to live how we want to live where we are actually on autopilot most of the time?" The 95% on autopilot is your subconscious mind reacting to whatever you have already uploaded into it. It's why you can drive and text and eat without thinking. Djokovic says most people lose their lives to a subconscious they never bothered to program. He reprograms his daily through prayer, visualization, and breath work. The crowd chanting his opponent's name doesn't shake him because his subconscious has already been told what to hear. — Novak Djokavic (@DjokerNole) on Jay Shetty's (@jayshetty) podcast PS: B2C health apps, SaaS, brand or info founders: We'll turn 𝕏 into your #1 organic acquisition channel in the next 90 days without you writing a single tweet. In just 55 days, this account grew to 10.1K followers and 37.3M impressions. Book a 30-minute call: cal.com/goku/30-min-me…

Never speak negative about yourself, not even as a joke. Words have power.” — Bruce Lee

Please marry a woman who turns to God when there's a problem. Not the internet, not another man, not her friends, but God.

Never

Shoutout to Tucker Carlson who is 0 for 5 in candidate endorsements!

Mike Tyson on discipline: "The best way to receive discipline is to do what you hate to do, but do it like you love it. You do that, that's discipline."

There are 4 specific days a year American banks will approve almost anyone for credit They'll approve people they denied 3 days earlier They'll approve credit limits 60% higher than the normal algorithm allows The 4 days: March 31, June 30, September 30, December 31 These are the last business days of each fiscal quarter. The day senior bankers, underwriters, and credit officers all have one objective: hit their quarterly origination targets A Chase Ink Cash application submitted on March 15 gets evaluated against the standard underwriting model. Model approves you for $25K or denies you outright The same application submitted March 31 gets routed through "exception" approval queues that bankers process manually because they've fallen short of their team's quarterly target. Marginal applications that would normally bounce get approved. Strong applications that would normally clear at $25K clear at $40K. Borderline files get one-time underwriting overrides This isn't a conspiracy. It's a regulatory artifact Every publicly traded bank reports quarterly earnings. Credit card origination volume is a KPI. Branch managers, regional VPs, and credit officers all have variable compensation tied to hitting quarterly numbers. If their team is at 89% of target on March 28, the entire department is in approve-everything mode for the next 72 hours The end of Q4 is the biggest of the four because: It's also year-end (annual bonus structures stack on quarterly targets) Most banks run year-end credit card promotions to boost origination volume for shareholder reports Federal lending quota compliance gets audited based on full-year numbers Branch managers want to enter the new fiscal year with strong pipeline metrics December 28-31 specifically produces routinely 20-30% higher approval rates than the average week. The data isn't published. You only see it if you've watched application volume across calendar years at scale What this means tactically: If your file is borderline (FICO 670-720, limited business credit history, recent inquiry activity), wait until the last 5 business days of the quarter to apply If your file is strong (FICO 740+, clean utilization), you'll get approved on any day, but applying on a quarter-end day routinely increases your approved limit by 30-60% If you've been denied recently, the same product at the same bank reapplied on the next quarter-end day often approves. The exception queue is run by humans who manually override the model's prior decision The year-end walk-in script: Walk into a branch December 29 or 30 at 10am. Ask for the small business banker. Open with: "I'm closing out the year and consolidating my business banking relationships. I'd like to apply for [specific product] and discuss the year-ahead opportunities for our relationship" You just signaled: deposit relationship coming, multi-product interest, expansion mindset, quarter-end timing The banker now has variable compensation incentive to make this work for you. They will route your application through manual underwriting. They will negotiate the limit up the chain. They will call the underwriting desk for an exception if needed. They want your application approved as much as you do because their bonus depends on it A client ran the year-end loop last December. December 29 walked into Chase. Applied for both Chase Ink products plus moved business checking from BoA. Approved $68K combined. December 30 walked into Wells Fargo. Applied for Business Cash. Approved $45K. December 31 walked into BoA (still has accounts there). Applied for Business Advantage. Approved $42K 3 banks, 3 days, $155K in 0% credit, 0% APR for 12-15 months. Same FICO as 11 days earlier when an online application got him $32K total The 4 dates aren't a secret. They're public information. The fiscal quarter system is the same one every public company runs on. Banks just don't advertise that their internal scoring relaxes when the team is chasing targets You can apply 361 days a year and accept the regular price Or you can apply on the 4 days a year when the bank is the customer dm me "funding" and i'll show you how you can qualify for up to 250k in 0% APR funding (if you have a 700+)

@cartierfamilyZ @axifyclipping_ Her dad picks her clothes out

@axifyclipping_ Why she dressed like that in church smh

Ø/F star Piper Rockelle BREAKS DOWN & LEAVES the church podcast after a priest asked whether her DECEASED grandpa in heaven would be DISAPPOINTED if he ever saw a LEAK of her 😳💔 “If my grandad was here, I wouldn’t do Ø/F. If he saw a leak of mine, I’d feel ashamed & disgusted.”

Rand Paul, You’re next.

Mexican cartels are setting Vietnam-era booby traps inside US national parks. The tips are coated in a nerve agent so deadly the cartels themselves call it "El Diablo." Retired game warden John Nores explains what his team found:

🚨 WOMAN SAYS REPEATING THIS 5-DIGIT “QUANTUM CODE” SHUTS OFF PHYSICAL PAIN — AND PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT AFTER TRYING IT A woman is going viral after claiming physical pain can be reduced without medication… simply by repeating a mysterious number sequence: “55515.” According to her, the sequence acts like a “quantum code” that sends a signal from the brain directly into the area of pain to calm the body naturally. Her instructions: • sit with the pain • focus on where it’s coming from • repeat the code over and over • allow the body to “receive the signal” But the internet immediately took the video down a much deeper rabbit hole. People are now connecting it to the CIA’s declassified Gateway Process documents, the controversial research program that explored consciousness, frequencies, altered states, and the hidden potential of the human mind. Now the comments are completely spiraling: • “Why did this actually calm my migraine??” • “The human brain is way more powerful than we’ve been taught.” • “Why was the CIA researching consciousness in the first place?” • “This sounded insane… until I tried it!” What exactly did the CIA discover about the human mind… and why does it feel like the public still only knows a fraction of it? 📹: TikTok/aviaamber_

@mham413 @NCHSAA Correction. 4 🤣🤣🤡🤡

@BESTDADBYPAR @NCHSAA He had 5 fingers up. Five titles.

Over the past several days, the conclusion of the 8A Men’s Track and Field Championship has generated significant discussion across North Carolina and beyond. The NCHSAA recognizes and understands there is deep disappointment experienced by the student-athletes, coaches, and the school community involved. As previously stated, officiating decisions made during competition are judgment calls administered by certified meet officials under NFHS playing rules and NCHSAA rules relative to unsporting behavior and actions, and are considered final decisions. The Association appreciates the efforts of the officials who are tasked with applying and enforcing those rules during our championship events. Under state law, an aggrieved party may challenge the decision of an official that results in disqualification by appealing to an independent appeals board appointed by the State Superintendent of Public Instruction. This process is intended to provide a fair opportunity for a thorough review of the officiating decision. Following the established appeals process outlined in the NCHSAA Handbook and state procedures, Mallard Creek High School has exercised its right to such an appeal through the Independent Interscholastic Athletic Appeals Board administered by the North Carolina Department of Public Instruction. The NCHSAA respects the right of member schools to utilize that process and appreciates the importance of ensuring all concerns are heard through the appropriate review structure. Because that process is underway, the NCHSAA will not provide further public comment regarding the specifics of the matter.

Every single one of these swings had the exact same tempo. Amazing to watch. - Knock-down wedge - Stock mid-iron - High draw with a long-iron - You name it… Exact same swing. Total balance.