boy howdy

@ChudsOfTikTok first cop hyperventilating about someone saying they'll act as a witness is all you need to know about cops

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@AP rumors are the plane fell from a 10th story window

BREAKING: Yevgeny Prigozhin, owner of the Wagner Group, was on the passenger list of a plane that crashed in Russia. All 10 people aboard were killed. apnews.com/article/russia…

@ChefReactions sweet ambrosia!

proud to be an American, at least I know I'm free (to have my elderly mother harassed to death by police)

@jeremycyoung notes pronouns of person, and then doesn't respect them

This was the elected president of the Student Senate at New College. Here, Chris admits he could have gotten the charges dropped at any time. Requiring the student to transfer in order to avoid criminal charges isn't "magnanimity." It's political retaliation.

@Rushthewriter socialized private security for the tin pot peninsular dictator

Welp, I got barred from covering a Ron DeSantis event in Harlan — one of three of his events I planned to cover today — with absolutely no explanation as to why.

New from me: Multiple new far-right conspiracy theorists are now getting money from Twitter's ad revenue sharing program, including a conspiracy theorist who previously posted child sexual abuse imagery on the platform. mediamatters.org/twitter/elon-m…

Discussing the Ohio election as if it was just about abortion rights is dumb, don't do it, don't be a big dummy

@RetroNewsNow pandora's stix

@BlaineLoren @RepMGP Thanks Newt!

@RepMGP Voting for some bills that come from across the isle, and/or voting on any bill based on its merits was common years ago.

I came to Congress to represent the values of Southwest Washington, not just vote down the party line. To get things done, we've got to think independently and support good ideas – no matter which side of the aisle they come from.

@pissboymcgee Grease it up with bacon fat for added realism

can someone who lives near this thing go to it for me and slide down it with your phone in your hand while recording

Rudy Giuliani's former assistant, Noelle Dunphy, who accused the former NY mayor of sexual abuse, harassment and wage theft, has filed a series of transcripts of audio files and ... wow.

What the absolute fuck

@ChudsOfTikTok How the hell are your glasses going to fog up like that just from talking?

This is the most confidently wrong & insane thing I have heard in my entire life.

Footage shows the Israeli soldiers filling Palestinian homes with sewerage in retaliation for peaceful protests. This amused the Israeli soldiers greatly.

@RottenInDenmark Damn, well at least they didn't run any positive opinions on Hitler during the rise of the third reich

Rep. Rose met his wife (pictured here) when she was a teenager and he was in his 40’s. He gave her a scholarship, then later married her. Maybe you’re not the best messenger for this, congressman? 🤔😳