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Brendan O'Connell
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Every once in a while, despite my wife's increasingly ferocious threats to divorce me if I keep signing up for more Substacks, Ben uncorks one that sorely tempts me ...
Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss
Wendy, the mascot for Wendy's, is the devil and must be destroyed calmdownben.com/p/how-much-do-…
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@SonnyBunch @BridgetPhetasy Where are your priorities? The leprechaun is always right!
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@BridgetPhetasy yes he's telling me to burn things but I'm a little busy right now
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that's not what the leprechaun who tells me to burn things says
Jeren Montgomery@justjeren
Untreated severe mental illness just gets worse, guys.
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@TheHistoryOfTh2 I had 3 thoughts:
1. Did he steal the keys when he left?
2. Are you really telling me can’t a private locksmith can’t open those doors?
3. How many Yosemite visitors lock themselves in the bathrooms? That seems like a larger issue in itself.
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How is it even possible there is only one such guy?
Either this is BS, or it is a degree of managerial incompetence that few people who work in the private sector can even comprehend.
Alec MacGillis@AlecMacGillis
"At California’s Yosemite National Park, the Trump administration fired the only locksmith on staff on Friday. He was the sole employee with the keys and the institutional knowledge needed to rescue visitors from locked restrooms." And at other parks:
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@DavidAFrench Democrats should put Dean Phillips in charge of the party immediately.
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Sure, it will be important to cast a critical look at Harris's strategy, but let's not forget that Joe Biden's pride and his team's deception are big parts of this story:
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@bendreyfuss That squirrel is dancing with Harambe in hell.
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I’m just glad we killed that fucking squirrel while we had the chance.
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@bendreyfuss Now you know what it’s like to randomly see the seventh tweet in a Ben Dreyfuss thread.
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I turned on the garbage disposal for 2 seconds bc like most Americans Afghanistan bores me so I thought I would do some dishes and by the time I turned off the garbage disposal he was like “she said she’s not black” or something and I need to know what that transition was
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@janecoaston Now I want to just because you told me not to.
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I know the pandemic was rough but do not descend 3,000 feet into a cave
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The deepest known cave on Earth is the Veryovkina Cave and folks I cannot say this enough: don't do this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veryovkin…
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Took almost 4 minutes to get through TSA at O’Hare. I might as well have spent more money to take a two day long train ride
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@jessesingal Great. I started to listen before you posted this disclaimer. Now I also have to sue you for putting me in such precarious legal jeopardy.
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2/ Forgot to mention that if you listen to this episode you can be sued for copyright infringement and elder abuse and cyberstalking :(
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We got a super serious legal notice and Blocked and Reported might get sued out of existence(!!!!!!!!!!)
Enjoy it while you can:
blockedandreported.org/p/premium-will…
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Every single time I see "Albania" all I can hear is:
🎶 Albania, Albania,
You border on the Adriatic.
Your land is mainly mountainous, and your chief export is chrome! 🎶
I blame @rcbl
The Messenger@TheMessenger
Royal couple confirms breakup after eight years of marriage trib.al/JGMcUSL
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@MattWelch Was it the one about smiling at a stranger? Because that seems like a terrible idea!
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@scottlincicome I’ve missed the articles on how much wealth Bezos, Gates and Musk have lost. Good thing there’s no wealth tax, those guys would be due a huge rebate.
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@SonnyBunch Saw it on IMAX in a full theater on Monday. Thanks for the rec Sonny—most fun movie I’ve seen in a long time.
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@petersuderman Dammit. I was planning on being productive tonight. Now I’m going to have to drop that plan to watch this.
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I would like to encourage this behavior -- on our last episode of @wethefifth, we asked for interesting/crazy/illuminating episodes in U.S. history that are not commonly taught in schools, but should be much better known. Please add to the list!
WhiskeyWolf@TheWhiskeyWolf
@MattWelch you were soliciting cool, unknown historical figures and events on We The Fifth. Meet George Drouillard, Lewis and Clark’s ace hunter, trapper, interpreter and cartographer. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Dr…. Guy was vital to that expedition getting anywhere
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@MattWelch To be fair, This isn’t limited to baseball. If SMOD is an option, that’s probably who Im rooting for.
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Brendan O'Connell retweetledi
Watch how NISAR will help farmers from space by providing maps of developing crop areas on a global basis every two weeks, revealing changes down to field scale. Its all-weather imaging will provide timely info on trends that affect food security. nisar.jpl.nasa.gov
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1. Barney Miller
2. Jeffersons
3. F-Troop/80’s Transformers cartoon.
Christian O'Connell@OC
Rank Your Top 3 TV Theme Tunes
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@SonnyBunch Still waiting for the next phase of this universe: The @SonnyBunch / @bendreyfuss movie review extravaganza. (I’d subscribe to that Patreon)
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Seriously if everyone just watched the things I told them to watch the world would be a much better place. Sign up for all my dumb stuff, it’ll improve your life.
BMichaelDunn@VolbeckWasRight
Value added of subscribing to the @SonnyBunch film criticism universe (Across the Movie Aisle and @SubBeacon) -- recommended films in the same genre. He and the gang steered us to *The Long Good Friday* a few weeks back. A major piece of filmmaking.
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