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Extend the two time bottlers contract before he got the job done this year. Now look. Joke of a fucking club

Van hecke is an actual cunt. Doesn't care anymore. Knows he's getting a transfer in the summer. Given away about 4 goals in the last 6 games. Cunt

If we bottle Europe 2 seasons in a row I will kill myself

Looks like a training match. Do they know we get Europe if we win?

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@Stiff_FC @markgoldbridge I guess we're ignoring the fact the west ham player is being shoved by trossard, raya and one of his own teammates. He cannot move, whats he supposed to do? Phase out of reality? Arsenal do that every week and its fine, soon as someone does it to them, its a problem

@markgoldbridge That’s clearly not what happened. Holding a keepers arms down has never been allowed… proper Gary Neville opinion here lad.

PGMOL are a disgrace. They started this 18 months ago when it was ok to foul the keeper and now they change the rule at the end of the season and dictate the title on it. Disgrace

Can't believe we're gonna sell him

Anyone who votes for this lot are voting for the billionaires to eat the middle and working classes.

Hinshelwood has dirt on the gaffer, barts not playing seriously, boscagli is getting skinned in every 1v1, minteh keeps crossing it straight to pope, van hecke doesnt care, veltman booked 4 seconds after coming on. Going to drink myself to death rn

hurzeler the serial Europe bottler. Game switched off, doing something else with my afternoon. Dont need this stress in my life

@CosplaySolo @VeryBrexitProbs Yeah not so he can shoot up in the house of commons and vote though

@VeryBrexitProbs the greens are rattled by a pint, while they want to legalise date rape drugs

Hannah Spencer getting shit for highlighting how many MPs stink of beer is mental. Pilots can’t drink before a flight. Train drivers can’t drink before a shift. Surgeons can’t drink before they operate. Soldiers can’t drink before they’re handed a rifle. Bus drivers, paramedics, police on duty, HGV drivers, none of them can turn up to work smelling of booze without losing their job. MPs vote on laws affecting 67 million people. Apparently some people are totally cool with them doing that wankered.

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2 points.

@dimitrismanakos Zero goals conceded in the second half since tottenham last week

Brighton are the ONLY team in the Premier League with more than 12 points in their last 5 games! 🔥💙 ➡️ 13 points ➡️ 10 goals scored (level with Forest) ⚽️ ➡️ Just 3 conceded 🧱 ➡️ ZERO goals conceded in the 2nd half since February 11! 😳⛔️ 📊 6th place 📊 50 points in 34 games And yes… they are STILL in the Champions League race 👀✨ Massive credit. They deserve it. 👏 #Brighton #BHAFC #PremierLeague #UCL #Football #Form #Seagulls #Kostoulas #Tzimas

@Troyston22 Should be 6th

absolute state of this group. would think we were 16th not a point off Europe

How can we let this spurs side have 3 clear cut chances. Pure Shite

Thank you flabbian Hitler

@ReubeanaUTA He's so shite

What a worthwhile sub O'Riley is

@MagicMinteh I mean this was always gonna happen. We will always be shit against these teams. Classic brighton bullshit

Our fan base is so reactionary 😭

@YourAvgBHAFan It's deserved. No idea why we try to play out from the back. Did it against united and lost that too. Hate this club

I am NOT ready for the slander we’re about to receive