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New haircut and makeover: £900 Six months of Mounjaro: £1500 Social media campaign: £3000 Defection speech left on photocopier: PRICELESS 😅🤣😅😂

Tomorrow our Reserves will play their last fixture of the season at Home & after the final whistle will lift the Reserve Division 2 trophy as CHAMPIONS! Refreshments available & the weather looks fine so if you can come on down and offer your support it’d be appreciated💚

FT Lytham Res 1-4 Chipping Res Scorers; Harrison (2) Middlebrough Jones 🏆💚WE ARE CHAMPIONS💚🏆

@Mark11980 What a beauty 💅🏻

@JohnBillsborrow Currently in Lillie Langtrys but will be going to Rock city any minute

@JohnBillsborrow Yes John still got it. £25?

One spare ticket for Yard Act in Nottingham tonight @Rock_City_Notts @YardActBand

@MichaelREvans93 Hi Michael are these still available?

@ruinedshirts @cooks789 get ya porkies

PORK CHOP

@Mark11980 Christ!

@video_phil Please send me a DM, if like this if still going

@BILL_H95 @welovepulp @bridspa Yes still available

I have a spare ticket for Pulp at Bridlington Spa this Friday if anyone wants it for face value plus booking fees @welovepulp @bridspa #Pulp #BridlingtonSpa

@AMW_leeds Hi Anne Marie, If this is still available I would be interested

I have 1 x spare ticket for Pulp at Bridlington Spa for sale. Face value +fees, paper ticket, DM if interested #pulp #bridlingtonspa #brid

@BurpTheWorm @bridspa @VisitBrid @welovepulp Hi David, are these still for sale?

@bridspa @VisitBrid I have 2 tickets to see @welovepulp (Pulp) on Friday night next week (26th) in Bridlington , can you find a home for them. Face value sale

Don’t ask why he did it. Just enjoy the fact that he did do it 🤣

1 down, 1 to go! Last nights 6-1 win takes us top of the league with one Home fixture to play 📆Get it in the diary; ⁃Kendal United 13th May 3pm KO An incredible 140 turned out to support us, It’s be great to see you all out again for the final game of the season! 💪🏻💚

@BBCBreaking @jimmymallettt RIP VIV

Fashion designer Dame Vivienne Westwood has died aged 81 bbc.in/3YQzHix

@fesshole @Mark11980

Over the years I've been recording my farts in a small notebook. Over the years I've added columns: Volume. Duration. Moisture. Scent and recently, Impact. Recently I've been trying to holding them in, in the hope of scoring 10 in each column

@MichaelBotes7 freytened