Bob

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Bob

Bob

@BK908809

Everything I say is satire

Katılım Aralık 2020
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Bob
Bob@BK908809·
@GUARDIAN10082 @larryvc What if the payment is a straight up 125 dollar GameStop share for a 125 eBay share
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Colin@colin_gladman·
Retail trying to buy GameStop at the open. $GME
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Bob@BK908809·
@ryancohen So 1 GameStop share for 1 eBay share is that the plan? $125
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J. Mangual@MLBShotsFired·
Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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Bob@BK908809·
@colin_gladman This app really needs a laughing face button
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Colin@colin_gladman·
So I take the wife and 3 girls to dinner. Leaving the restaurant, I hit FSD in the Tesla. Literally drives me from the restaurant parking spot to my driveway, without me having to do anything. Get home: Me: “See! Isn’t that amazing!” Them: “uh it pulled up in the middle of the driveway. It didn’t even pull up to your side. It’s not that good.” Me:
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Colin@colin_gladman·
If your entire identity is tied to a stock you’re in a cult, not an investor. You’ll be drinking every ounce of copium juice you can and circle jerk in the echo chambers. You 100% have Stockholm syndrome. The stock will never be high enough to sell, cause there’s always more. And never low enough it’s not a “generational dip buy”. See it with $TSLA with $GME with $ASTS and virtually every stock out there. You’re the easiest target on the on planet for big money and THEY KNOW IT! Wanna make money? Move like big money. They buy and sell all the time. Sure they may have a core positions they like, but they will trim the fat every time it runs. They manage it and make business decisions while they know there is plenty of emotional liquidity to go around. Do. What. Winners. Do.
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Jenny
Jenny@Jennnyyyyyy·
What will be the missing number? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉
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Fan Mazi Tuunde
Fan Mazi Tuunde@KingTunde_SZN·
TILL NOW NOBODY IS YET TO GET IT THE ANSWER IS NOT 95 What number do you see? RT LEVEL- VERY HARD Nobody is yet to find the number 👀 Correct answer wins $4,000 Ends 95hrs
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NutSo-Crazy@CrazyLadyTrader·
“Gens una sumus.”
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Bob@BK908809·
@colin_gladman Happy Good Friday. Also some of these people deserve the rebuttal.
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Colin@colin_gladman·
I wanted to apologize for some of my post lately. I don’t regret anything I said to some of the trash out there, but I do regret spending too much of my platform being focused on it. I’ll make mistakes at times, I’m only human. Why I always tell you, “I’m just a dude on the internet trying for people” There’s a lot more good out there than bad, the bad is just the loudest. Appreciate all the love and congratulations from this past week and quarter. Wishing you all a wonderful weekend and Good Friday.
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Userofintellect
Userofintellect@userofintellect·
🚨 The world is not ready 🚨 Backtesting EZPZ AiPe Trading Bot: 603 trades, 18,000% ($1.8M) profit with BTC 586 trades, 9,000% ($1M) profit with ES (more volatile) The EZPZ Trading Bot is about to end the entire fintech trading industry as we know it. I’m sorry… but EZPZ OGs come first. We respect loyalty and family above everything. Public access will be closed for now. There will be a VERIFIED retail waitlist for 2027. If you’ve been riding with us... you already know what’s coming. 🤑🫂 #ZPZcoin #EZPZ #TradingBot #trading #Bitcoin
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Degen CPA@DrewVento·
The amount of woman in NYC is becoming overbearing and its hitting a point where its a negative. Women outnumber men 65-35 in NYC, I cant go to the grocery store without being stared at, they come up and touch me without permission. Its violating, i dont consent to any of this. Bars are even worse, I just want to chill and drink with my boys, but its impossible, theres just not enough guys to go around. Girls will constantly try to butt into our conversations, offer to buy us drinks, get sexual right away. None of this is wanted. Go away. Just leave us alone you heathens.
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EZPZ Trading
EZPZ Trading@EzPzTrading·
🚨 WALL STREET JUST GOT ABSOLUTELY NUKED FROM ORBIT!!! 💥📈💥 EZPZ Trading just dropped the nuclear codes 🤯 the long-awaited Synthetic Float Ratio Leaderboard is now FULLY PUBLIC and it's exposing the mother of all structural imbalances in the market! We're talking "synthetic shares" on steroids. Real short interest? Cute. Synthetic short exposure? Hell yah! This is the hidden cancer that's been rotting the float from the inside out. Full methodology + framework just published... a complete blueprint for detecting these equity market time BOMBS: Go see the damage here: 🔥 Leaderboard (Synthetic Float Ratio): ezpztrading.com/market-data/st… The full study / article (this is the red pill): ezpztrading.com/blog/estimatin… This isn't just data. This is the map Wall Street NEVER wanted retail to have. Buckle the fuck up. The squeeze isn't coming... It's already loaded. 🔥
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Bob@BK908809·
@elonmusk Don't forget wind power
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Colin@colin_gladman·
Happy birthday to the love of my life ❤️
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#Checkmate
#Checkmate@GUARDIAN10082·
Just got my ctDNA results back. Now 2+ years cancer free. God is the greatest healer. Goodnight, all.
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Bob@BK908809·
@CattardSlim To be fair it was only 6 of them
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Cuckturd@CattardSlim·
The Maga Cult is seething mad that the Supreme Court followed the constitution & they don't have to pay Trump's Tariffs now.
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Eric Cole
Eric Cole@erichustls·
I’m 20. I make $90k/month. My strategy is just me, myself, & AI. Today, I’m giving away my *exclusive* AI playbook. Like this post + Comment “Playbook” And I’ll DM it to you. *Must Follow*
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