Dave Mc.

Wow.......interviews for federal judges. They are Trump supporting robotic cnuts

🚨James Garner & David Moyes have been nominated for @premierleague Player & Manager of the Month respectively for March. 🔵 🗳️Get Voting: POTM - premierleague.com/en/news/462221… MOTM - premierleague.com/en/news/4622214

@rickygervais Rich cat .......

Believe it or not, this furry meat-sack has been my mews over the last few years while I created my new Netflix show ALLEY CATS. I have there for decided to give her 0.0001% of the profits.

Love it, love it, love it...Tune !!!

Curt Smith of Tears for Fears performing 'Mad World' with his daughter, on acoustic guitars, during the pandemic, in 2020. This might be the best thing you'll watch today.

She has a very tiny chihuahua ! FFS !!! Earth needs to shut us off

@ClownWorld Where's the baby going to come out ? From the mum or her mates vagina lips ?

Please God, just send the meteor already.

Top-corner PERFECTION! 🎯😮‍💨 Iliman Ndiaye's stunning goal against Chelsea has been nominated for March's @premierleague Goal of the Month. ⚽️ Vote here: preml.ge/gotmmar2026

🌈 Rupert’s Rainbow – 24hr Walking Challenge From 2pm Friday 17th April, we’ll be walking non-stop for 24 hours around @Wrexham_AFC to support Rupert 💙 Rupert was diagnosed with an ultra-rare, life-threatening condition, and his family are raising £1.5 million for life-changing treatment. Our first target is £7,000: 🌈 7 colours of the rainbow 💜 7 months old at diagnosis 👏 7th-minute applause from Wrexham fans justgiving.com/crowdfunding/r… 🙏 Please donate or share—every bit helps give Rupert a future. @VancityReynolds and @RMcElhenney if you’re in town you’re more than welcome to join me 🌈 #WxmAFC

#Jack's lovely owner thought when he went into hospital, he was going home to him eventually.But he has been told he has to go into a nursing home. Jack is home alone waiting for him. It was always the two of them. A neighbour is feeding him.Time is running out,pls share x

EMPLOYEE NOTICE Relocated 😂😂 Due to the current financial situation caused by the present actions in Iran and impact on the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your TD, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to American actions, recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, The Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. 🤣🤣🤣

👏 David Moyes has been nominated for @PremierLeague Manager of the Month for March. 🗳️ Vote on the Premier League website: premierleague.com/en/awards/mana…

⁦@rickygervais⁩ pls share these sounds & distressing images I ask myself how can anyone be so heartless & so cruel this is happening as @FIFA inspects sites in Morocco for the World Cup! if u think it’s not right take a moment & let sgoffice@fifa.org support @iawpcoalition

🌈 Somewhere over the rainbow… Our dream is simple — to give Rupert a future 💙 With your support, we have hope. Please donate, share, and help us take one step closer to making that dream a reality. justgiving.com/crowdfunding/r…

@allenanalysis "....... and zen ve vill trial ze new Trump fukbot......."

🚨 Melania Trump this morning: Proposes an AI system—“Plato”—as a replacement for teachers. “Literature, art, science, mathematics, history… the entire corpus of knowledge… at home.” Replace teachers? With a machine? AI over teachers. That’s the idea. Instead of calling for better pay for our nation's educators/heroes. Sad day!

🙏A special appeal where EVERYONE can do something 🙏🏼 Meet Spot (10-year-old Greyhound x Pointer) & Clio (9-year-old Springer Spaniel) 💔These two pups recently came into our care following the heartbreaking loss of their owner. They are truly beautiful dogs with the kindest & most genuine natures It’s clear they’ve been loved & compassionately cared for all their lives. Situations like this are always incredibly sad, no pet should have to lose their person & our hearts go out to them💔 🏥Right now, our priority is getting Spot & Clio ready for their next chapter. Alongside routine vet work, both dogs require extensive dental treatment, which will cost a minimum of £1000 in total🏥 If you’re able to support us in giving them the care they need, we would be so grateful. Please click on the link below👇 linktr.ee/GreenacresResc… OR ☎️ Phone Fenton Vets, Haverfordwest on 01437 762806 to pay directly towards our vet bill☎️ 🎁Please remember to Gift Aid if you’re able to, it makes your donation go even further at no extra cost to you🎁 🏡The next step will be finding them a home & this is where we need a little bit of magic We would absolutely LOVE to keep Spot & Clio together. They’ve already lost their owner & we will do everything we can to ensure they don’t have to lose each other too. We know this is a big ask & while we promise not to delay their future if separate homes are the best option, we have to try first🏡 If you can offer them a loving home together, please get in touch for more information by emailing the team👇 📧 team@greenacresrescue.org.uk 🔁We understand not everyone can donate or adopt but everyone can share this post which could make all the difference in helping Spot & Clio reach the right person🔁 💚🐾💚Thank you for helping us give Spot & Clio the future they deserve💚🐾💚 #teamgreenacres #rescue #k9hour #rehomehour #spanielhour #teamzay #Pembrokeshire #WALES

@reece_dinsdale Wish I felt the same

Because life is ever changing, you learn not to trust it for too long. However, it’s safe to say, I’m in a better place than I have been for some time. I’m happy to be just sitting in the moment.

Simply outstanding 👏

Out of all the breeds of dogs I’d say that Huskies have the most personality

Because I can’t see them enough. Here you go shoe bill.