BLU Medic

It occurs to me zat I have not seen mein wolf, Kaiser, for some time. Is anyvon missing an arm?

Ugh, mein internet dies as soon as I reappear. Vonderful! I'll be around...somevhere...

@BluTeam_Medic Trust me - I think I vas expectink my return the least of all.

@BluTeam_Medic Vhell, now...vhat have ve here, zen?

Mein Hotmail account is tellink me I have new followers. Maybe I should show my face more often...

Bah. So many false pretenses. At least ze blind hatred of the soldier is truthful, even if he is out to kill me.

It has been a vhile since I last stole thinks from ze RED base, but...zis is a special occasion.

Horrido...

...it is so quiet in zis corridor...

Zat vas ze final straw...I am enterink ze RED base und taking mein stuff back from zat soldier...

@PattonRouge I am right here. Do you care to tell me vat you are doink in mein lab?

@PattonRouge What do you...oh no. Oh no! Mein lab...!

@BlutoniumBerry ...(cough)

@BlutoniumBerry I vould say you two made a good couple. Heart und soul.

@TheBluSniper Hah...zere is somethink comfortink about havink a professional vatchink ze battlefield, und mein back. Even viz ze urine.

@BlutoniumBerry Charmed, I am sure. If many of your men are like @PattonRouge , I can see vhy foreigners are seen as dateable...

@BlutoniumBerry Gaudy fake jewelry und gold, I gazzer.

@BlutoniumBerry ...und, er, mine, of course. (cough)

@BlutoniumBerry Und I have vashed a great many more viz...bodily fluids. Strangely, ze clothes viz ze least stains are @TheBLUSniper 's...

@BlutoniumBerry Vat does zat say about non-Americans, zen?