Frank Patton

I can hear you, Kraut...

Well, damn...I can't find that Fritz anywhere. How am I supposed to enact revenge on him when he's AWOL?

Those Spies ain't got nothin' on MY stealth skills! In and out of that Medic's lab, taunting him, and with some fancy chemicals to boot!

@BLU_Medic Don't blow a gasket, doc, I'm only taking some stuff. Hey, if you wanna try stopping me, feel free to come down here!

@BLU_Medic Hey, Doc, love what you've done with your lab - very neat and tidy, and easy to tell where all the GOOD stuff is!

Everything is better with HIGH EXPLOSIVES.

I think it's time to put this plan in ACTION. First, the setup...

@RED_Soldier The best form of punctuation is an EXPLOSION.

...that Medic's been reeeeeeeeal quiet lately....I don't like it. He's planning something. All bets are on that it's WORLD WAR THREE.

@Red_Engie My day started hours ago, SLACKER.

My rocket jumping is about to becomne a little bit more...AWESOME.

Today is a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my team to defeat the ENEMIES.

Shotguns? Phooie. I need something a little more SERIOUS.

My regular rocket launcher? The Direct Hit? Heh heh heh...time to trade up, I think...

@Red_Eyelander SHUT UP, YOU LUMP OF USELESS IRON. I'm trying to concentrate on my plotting here!

These past few weeks and encounters have taught me the kind of enemy I'm facing. Show 'em a moron, and you can sneak the genius past 'em...

@TheBluSniper Well, then, I suppose I'll have to kill YOU first! ...later. After breakfast.

@TheBluSniper It took Adolf TEN YEARS to exact HIS vendetta, and he FAILED due to pure American CUNNING and WIT. Can't rush these things.

Hello, Shovel, my only friend. Soon we will tear that Fritz a new one, won't we...?

@BLU_Medic Hah! Nice try, but I've already got all the intel I need! TACTICAL FALLBACK! @PocketDok Hey, thanks for FINALLY showing up, doc!