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Y’all will really listen to LIL BABY but never (we) paid attention to their little baby’s wants and needs 🤦‍♂️😭

@soxbart Ахыҵхырҭақәа изларҳәо ала, апакет аҿы иҟалоит Цунг-Че Ченг, Гарретт Крошет, Мишель Ву, насгьы аперспектива Тедвилиамс Фрозенхед. МАССИВНЫЙ движение для укрепления их лакустерного поле.

大家下午好！ 祝大家周三愉快！ 随着#国民队（Nationals）将詹姆斯·伍德（James Wood）摆上交易市场，#红袜队（Red Sox）已着手展开谈判。 虽然要价不菲，但#红袜队 拥有足够的筹码来构建交易方案。 #波士顿 急需一位重炮手来与孔特雷拉斯（Contreras）形成有力互补。

@BallParkBuzz Ah yes, the team that’s been fighting to keep their head above water for the last few years with the most promising young infield ITL of Durbin, Mayer, and Arias is going to trade for a 32 year old & AAV shortstop. Its fans like you, Micah, that make Red Sox twitter a joke.

It’s not often a team has a chance to acquire a future member of Cooperstown. But the Red Sox have an opportunity to do just that. Francisco Lindor would change the trajectory of this organization. ballparkbuzz.substack.com/p/i-want-franc…

@HaydenWinks Me when I first discover charts in Claude

this is an insane chart

@TheWahooo @RedSox Hey retard they scored 5

@RedSox The team can't hit.

Sonny's night 👌

All-Star voting is officially open! Vote Red Sox: redsox.com/vote

@EcheConLeche @JoePompliano Was thinking the same thing. Why would his Dad let this happen 💀

@JoePompliano Guys dad made like 20 mil in the bigs lmfao

Fernando Tatis Jr. has lost his lawsuit against Big League Advance. Tatis was paid $2 million as a minor leaguer in exchange for 10% of his future earnings. This was not a loan. If Tatis didn't make it to the big leagues, he didn't have to repay the $2 million. But Tatis did make it to the big leagues and later signed a 14-year, $340 million contract. That meant Tatis owed Big League Advance $34 million. Tatis had publicly praised Big League Advance, saying the $2 million allowed him to hire a personal trainer, upgrade his apartment, and eat better food. But after realizing he owed $34 million in exchange for $2 million, Tatis sued the company, alleging that they used predatory tactics to lure him into an investment deal that was really an illegal loan. The judge disagreed. The agreement was upheld this week and Tatis was even ordered to pay Big League Advance’s legal fees. This is a big deal because Big League Advance has signed deals with 700+ athletes, including Elly De La Cruz (MLB) and Nolan Smith (NFL), across MLB, NFL, and college sports (think: NIL). And now that the courts have ordered Fernando Tatis Jr. to follow through on the agreement, other potential legal challenges will likely go the same way.

@BOSSportsGordo Nice one Gordo. If you actually followed the team you’d know it’s typically the opposite but you love the negative headlines for engagement. Oh, and David Hamilton is still ass he’s just in Milwaukee.

The front office believed in David Hamilton despite trading him to the Brewers. When he returned to Fenway in April and played well, the FO began to question the coaching staff’s developmental process with young guys: "Why do a lot of players go to other places and get better? Why do other guys come here and get worse?" (via @byJulianMack)

@ColeyMick You’re a miserable fuck. This team doesn’t need the buddy-buddy vibes manager, they need someone who can put a game plan in and adjust after the first game of a series.

2018 - Most dominant team of the century 2019 - Dombrowski fired 2020 - Mookie traded 2021 - ALCS loss 2022 - Story signed to replace Xander 2023 - Xander, JD, Eovaldi out, Chaim fired, Sale traded 2025 - Bregman signed, Devers traded, Bregman opts out 2026 (so far) - Cora fired

@cspan @OzTheMentalist almost pulled it off

"Stay down!" President Trump and others are evacuated from White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. #WHCD #WHCA #NerdProm Watch LIVE here: youtube.com/live/HraD2CMHJ…

@redsoxstats Soon.

what in the hell is going on with Franklin Arias

@SteveMaurano @tylermilliken_ @ChrisCotillo Rivera shoved last night. And he’s a reliever. What are you talking about?

@tylermilliken_ @ChrisCotillo Better Tolle than the kid from DoubleA they just brought up. That had another Bobby Sprowl experience written all over it. (IYKYK) At least Tolle has some major league experience.

Payton Tolle will be starting for the Red Sox tonight against Cam Schlittler and the Yankees, per @ChrisCotillo. Brayan Bello and Garrett Crochet both get pushed back a day. Just looking to feel anything at this point.

@BryanBelloMuse @billsperos Muse account exposing himself as a casual Sox fan… yikes

Fenway looking like a COVID game

@martymush Hahahaha FUCK YOU Marty!

Lmaoo we're such a miss match for UConn it's crazy almost feel bad for them

@PicksOffice ❌

#MLB: Red Sox @ Reds Reds ML @ +130 | 1 unit This is not Thursday's scoring environment. It's 49 degrees at first pitch. Brady Singer was a different arm at home last year with a 3.29 ERA and 93 strikeouts in 16 home starts. Sonny Gray still gets whiffs, but the road version was shakier with a 4.92 ERA away from home in 2025. Gray still gave up 25 homers in 180.2 innings last year. One missed spot is enough against this Reds lineup. The Red Sox already used Justin Slaten, Garrett Whitlock, and Aroldis Chapman for 3 innings to finish Game 1. The Reds didn't need Emilio Pagán or Tony Santillan. Singer gets the cleaner late game setup and Gray gets no margin for a first-start mistake. That's enough for the Reds.

@soxbart Bart u been on a heater lately

This is what Aaron Judge sees in high leverage at bats

@ThtFatGuy @tylermilliken_ OBP dictates leadoff, Fat Guy

@tylermilliken_ Personally I would like to switch Duran and Anthony. I like Duran as a leadoff guy who gets you a base hit to put someone on. Anthony just has so much power and talent I want him hitting with guys on base.

Today’s lineup for Twins @ Red Sox: 1. Roman Anthony DH 2. Trevor Story SS 3. Jarren Duran LF 4. Willson Contreras 1B 5. Wilyer Abreu RF 6. Caleb Durbin 3B 7. Marcelo Mayer 2B 8. Ceddanne Rafaela CF 9. Connor Wong Johan Oviedo starts. 1:05 first pitch on NESN.

@bagelandlocks_ @FDSportsbook LG 🫩

Y'all clowned me last year before i went 32-0 in Round 1 😭 If it ain't broke, DON'T BREAK IT. (via @FDSportsbook)

The same way we respect Skenes for almost joining the military, we have to respect Judge for almost making contact tonight

@Baltimore_MJD You don’t take a vet like Harper off his bag for a young guy who’s never played 1st before.

It’s actually hilarious that 28/30 MLB fanbases are outraged that Gunnar Henderson isn’t in the lineup tonight.

@DanBFox1287 Love Roman and think the sky’s the limit for him, but this is an all-time glaze

21-year-old going lefty-lefty 108/420 dead center There may be one guy this century doing these kind of things at this age, and he’s playing left field for the Dominican Republic right now