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Very similar to the intoxicating beauty of the Citgo sign looming over the Green Monster

Personal stinks. Ownership sucks. October is slipping away. Pretty sad scenes in Boston.

@soxbart WET FARTS

We neEd dave porTnoy to buy this team. i’m so serious. boston guy. For the people. not AfRaid To Spend money.

Just your classic gotta send him situation here

If you’re reading this, Chad Epperson is sending you home and you need to get DOWN

May be the worst send I’ve ever seen given the circumstances

A little rain never stopped anyone from getting sexy! Red Sox nation you know what to do. Get up. Get loud. And get sexy!! #letsgetsexy

You ever a pitching and run prevention team? Did they pitch and prevent runs? Right. Right.

We sacrificed Samaniego for this ball throwing chud?

I’m very fond of Willson Contreras #hottake

They put down Tyler Samaniego

This is what voluntarily watching the Red Sox everyday is like

Sonny Gray, more like rainy day, this game ain’t happening! #sonnygraymorelikerainyday

Tatis needs a change of scenery

Getting my dog a McDonald’s cheeseburger because she deserves it

@iamnotmattt Yeah ruined my day

@soxbart Bad decision on your part

No one here knows I’ll be watching the Red Sox game on my phone this entire game

If I were the Red Sox, I wouldn’t lose the series to the twins but that’s just me

@mtvmingo It’s a joke mingo

@soxbart This is the most low class tweet I’ve ever seen.

Hey Fenway Park I have an idea. Let’s be RESPECTFUL and keep our TARPS ON tomorrow. How about that? Maybe show a little bit of class and let these players focus on the task at hand?!?

@GMagz_420 We’re talking in between innings

@soxbart Do your thing Bart. Make the call.

Future red sock ❤️