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Daniel Donato and Marc Brownstein

This is how I explain rock sauce.

There was an episode of Sealab about this

since tiger crossed a yellow line, his options are stroke and distance, or place the car back on the line relief no closer to the hole.

Clearly the lion king composer hasn’t seen the West Point version.

And when you hit 80, they pledge all the super delegates to you at the convention.

Season 2: Heated Rivalry

@CBS6Albany @AARP Hmm, it’s as if we should get our own LNG from our own shale instead of importing it from overseas. But hey!!! Now it’s got a smart meter!! When do we all jump off the bridge together?

🔌 .@AARP warns that thousands of New York households could face utility shutoffs this spring as energy costs continue to rise. ➡️ cbs6albany.com/news/local/nat…

Lelu Dallas and Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg have broken up.

Congrats on the new position

@LauraLoomer Yes, the adults.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

For baking twitter is there a vanilla extract anyone recommends? We just ran out of the one we got in Mexico and curious what is out there.

The GTA people have got to be having this weirdest year behind the scenes.

@HeyMan800 Soon enough they’ll have more open seating than the pussycat dolls’ upcoming tour.

Big shout out to the activists at Elliott Management that convinced Southwest Airlines management to stop hedging fuel costs.

This is the winner.

@ShaneRyanHere Spieth would find a way out of this mess.

People are going to panic about this, but it's fine. The swift decisive air strikes didn't result in the surrender we imagined, but just a few troops will tip the balance and end this pretty quickly, and in all likelihood the people and surrounding ethnic groups will rise up and make it so we don't have to commit any huge force. And if that doesn't work quite like we want, it's just a matter of a few more, and just a little more time. 20 years max

Chuck Norris could hold a Nalgene Bottle after generously applying sunscreen without it getting ruined.

Get rid of the TSA. They’re useless when it comes to screening and tests. They hinder travel more than they keep it safe. They’re unqualified to even speak to people. Their job is redundant and costly. Privatize the TSA or get rid of it. Every private airport is fine.

Dr. Hook’s “Sylvia’s Mother” is actually about Kathy Hochul calling snow birds in palm beach to come back to pay for her social programs.

@NMaciariello @AlbanyAirport @JetBlue 87 was actually a metaphor for the thermostat in the terminal.

I have been at @AlbanyAirport for 27 hours waiting for @JetBlue flight 87 to FLL. This is easily the worst experience and customer service I have ever experienced.

It would be so fitting if live nation didn’t get the settlement in the on sale…and will now pay a multiple on the secondary.