Bentley Plaskett

Well. I mean. *gestures broadly at everything*

ALERT!⚠️ Multiple major Megacities are in full collapse. All Helldivers are hereby ordered to mobilize and deploy in defense of Super Earth without delay. This is a critical situation—immediate action is mandatory.

@helldivers2 F

Helldivers, the anniversary surprises are not over! It has been a year of hard fighting: of high stakes, of victories, and of losses. To commemorate this momentous year, we call on you, Helldivers, to pay your respects to all that has transpired. Comment "F" on any of our social media channels. Should the respect quotient be met, High Command may reward you all for your dedication. The required quota remains classified.

@SamsungMobileUS pleasssseeeeee help me! My orders keep getting continuously cancelled by Samsung or my credit card company, and I have finally got one through and it looks like it’s on hold for a bogus reason as well! H A L P

@SamLakeRMD You hiring for Control 2, or AW3? I’m a great coffee getter!

We are deeply saddened to hear about the passing of our beloved friend and collaborator James McCaffrey, the iconic voice of Max Payne and Alex Casey. His remarkable talent gave life to our characters and left an enduring impact on our community. Our hearts go out to his family.

@remedygames Alan Wake II is one of the best single player games I’ve played in years. The strangeness of Control, but with an overarching narrative that pulls me right back in for Final Draft. I cant stress how rad this game gets— reach “We Sing”, and tell me that’s not pure fun

@ThundrboltHolt @BriansHatITYSL 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS Your total is $680.00 “Okay.”

After 3 full viewings, here are my top 5 (in order of appearance…I can’t rank them) -Zip line -Doggy door -Feed egg -Gelutol -Banana Breath

@knobkardashian @msgmeg I’m not in trouble at all. And we should get to watch a LITTLE porn at work

@msgmeg that's a nude egg that i won from my game

@SenJohnson You’re such a joke. Resign before you’re voted out or someone unearths dirt that shows what a scumbag you truly are. There are hundreds of state problems that need fixing but you focus on something that should be last on the list (or not on there at all).

My statement on the judge's decision on Senate Bill 3:

@BrynnTannehill I’m from Tennessee (you know, the state that’s been in the news for being absolute shit lately!) and almost every single one of my friends, even those that consider themselves “conservative”, are asking “Yo what the fuck!” every other day.

I don’t think we can convert em wall, so @Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage #OrSomething android.com/get-the-message

@tashcoug @ArmandDoma Bruh, what the fuck is wrong with people. You’re a saint for delivering these puppers on demand

@IsabelleDotJpeg @Glinner Wow, a trans jpeg. I didn’t even know they came in different flavors

"FUCK YOU WE'RE NOT DIVIDED! FUCK YOUUUU!"

@SeiboldG8r @MoviePass @senorita_cafe Good news, they’re moving from 1 customer service rep to 3!

@MoviePass @BPlaskett @senorita_cafe I've sent a DM on here multiple times with no response.

@AlecStapp @ArmandDoma After taking Mounjaro (brand name Tirzepatide), it is absolutely game changing. I admittedly gained a SHIT TON of weight during COVID lockdown and finally decided this year was the year to lose it. 2 months of treatment have me losing 45lbs(50% of weight gained). Unbelievable

@ArmandDoma oh interesting, hadn't seen. Link?

For the first time ever we have a miraculous weight loss drug that actually works and isn't a scam

@senorita_cafe @MoviePass I stand corrected, I got a response from the dev team in like 10 minutes with all the problems fixed.

@senorita_cafe @MoviePass The saga continues

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user" Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

@senorita_cafe @MoviePass The kicker is you have to be able to log in to cancel your account! Only other way I can think of is to have my credit card company blacklist them

@BPlaskett @MoviePass I’d like to say I’m surprised

@MoviePass @senorita_cafe Well that was short-lived.

@BPlaskett @senorita_cafe We can help with this. Shoot us a DM with your email address, and we'll be happy to look into this.