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@thenayvuiiiton They say this, but i nvr believed it

You ever cracked a girl so good , she got her period the next day ??

<3 the Warriors

Draymond so goated,

@iam_johnw IQ showing

Old heads called Jordan the goat for doing this same move and miles bridges Is doing it in a play in game lmao

@Madssatbat at minimum 5

If someone buys your ticket to the game, you offer to buy their first drink … yes or no 💀

@YesJulz You worried about the wrong things.. but ima let the ladies talk

Ladies imagine you are on a date and it’s going really well- he’s attractive, attentive, kind, disciplined, God fearing & seemingly successful… you text your girls saying you think he’s the one & just then you notice his Chrome Hearts shirt is a dupe. How would u proceed? 🤔

@BENBALLER After making it this far??? Lol no way

If you could press a button and restart your entire life , would you press it? 🤔

Got to be able to push through some backlash if you want to achieve greatness.

@xcatlyn yea, i wish

she’s a 10 but she likes to stay in, play video games and collect pokémon cards

The @Broncos fumbled, they should’ve just gave the dolphins picks 1-4 for achane and waddle.

@whoistife_x just a quick 30..chill

you’re going to the gym on sunday. are you fine?

Me re-entering the dating scene at 40.

@LukaDoncicStanD Bro is better than bron lowkey, leave stats out of it

Kawhi the third greatest SF ever. Behind Bron and Bird. That Raptors run puts him over KD as well 🤷‍♂️

@TheLifeUvJr 40s is prime(every man has said this)

whoever said 35 is a man’s prime was right. You will have women from ages 19-55 trying to take u home

@pokemon_psts what episode?

@KillaKreww lil bro, relax.

Speedy says a guy’s girlfriend came over to introduce herself to him at Coachella while he could hear her boyfriend asking who he was 😭💀👀 “I’m Speedy, act right because your girl look good” 🤣

How dudes from Fairfield look at you when say it’s not the bay:

Lil Yachty noooo 😭 (via @WWE)

SQUIRTLE NOOOOO

when I say “let’s go out to the bar” this is what I mean