Mag Xilbert

Got some Kentucky Derby samples hanging around. Any interest in a giveaway?

10/25/25 BMFS All Fall Down. Your welcome

Just bought this visor, thoughts, comments, concerns?

@AccentsSouthern @docvandermeijer

Who is the greatest athlete the South has ever produced?

@uwishitwasbbl @BigTay667 Prove it

@BigTay667 yes

Can anyone actually fit their fist into their mouth

Got called a fat ass bitch last night for doinf scuba to a guy. Embracing my fatness today

You’re either watching the lightning with me or against me

He’s going to McLaren

@ImperialHats how does one acquire a golf channel tour visor

@volsdeep90 So good to be

So long story short k hole started talking to this girl, In turn she found the burner and found all my friends post and we were all gucked. But now we’re back

Incredible find at the office

@dazeydukezknox So glad I’m 21 so I don’t have to deal with this bullshit

Update: skip is 55, and they have now opened a skip the skip line🇮🇱🔥🤘

@beckyretard @Hattietheresa41 I look EXACTLY like him btw

I just creamed my jeans in the LaGuardia airport

New wallet while waiting for the @therealmcnair wallet

@beckyretard How about multimillionaires. How about 8 inches. And thick. How about talented. How about loving and respectful. I lost my wife 10 weeks ago. 21 years faithful. I lost my daughter 3 weeks ago. 13. She was faster than me at 12, and I run a 6 minute mile.

@CBSDickFitzwell Was she the one that said WWII was eleven

I honestly think if it was me vs Ilhan Omar in a cognitive game show like Jeopardy and I was absolutely fucking waffled and goofed up on Percocet and other drugs, I would win in a landslide.