Bill Stovepipe

@VsTgolf @gomergolfs Not far off

@BStovepipe @gomergolfs Was it this guy? x.com/conservmn/stat…

Played an AJGA event at Innisbrook in high school - paired with an IMG kid from China and a South Georgia country boy (tour visor, bulldog head cover). IMG kid shows up with a Publix grocery bag of bananas tied to his push cart. By #9, he’s eaten 11 or 12, stuffing the peels in his bag and literally hitting shots with his mouth full. Georgia boy: “damn brotha, that’s a lotta bananas.” IMG kid in broken English: “they call me the monkey.” Only thing he said the entire round and shot 68. Think about him sometimes

“Complicated”, by Avril Lavigne will end up being the throwback hit of the Summer. Mark my words

@GrayCarlton @links_national Many are saying this

The National Links Trust needs an effective spokesperson to explain why the East Po property is better off remaining cool and cheap. Not fancy and expensive. I nominate former Telluride, CO town council candidate Rasta Stevie: He captures the spirit of why “world class” is not always better

This is directed at my Followers: please respond and offer support

2/2 Sídney does not eat the apple and still lives an honest life (albeit unclothed) and someone pls tell me how this doesn’t gross €1B @knockersRus I’m prepared to offer you life changing money if you sign on for this script.

Óscar winning $1B grossing idea. Pay @knockersRus $250 MILLION dollars for a script for 90mins of nudity centered in the garden of Eden. Plot - she DOESNT eat the apple and yet evil still befalls her by she decides to rebel and never wear garments. I see this grossing $1B 1/2

There’s not much out there that’s gayer than refusing to roll the windows down when the AC is blowin

It has become increasingly clear that TSA is nothing more than a Government Jobs Program for Velcro-obsessed creeps who want to stroke my Johnson with the back of their hand

@GrayWuzHerre No respect for the Weekend Warriors?

Nothing worse than going to Home Depot on the weekend and watching all the amateurs fumble around

@SolBrah Put a couple drops of mineral oil in there brah

already tried a lot of the pinch nostrils and breathe out through nose thing

ears won't pop any esoteric tricks

@WSWayland Just happened to me. Any thoughts on treatment or recovery timeline?

I known more than one case of someone getting tendonitis using Pavels grease the groove concept of doorway pull-ups. Top tip don’t start with it a door way you use constantly.

CNN the last 24 hours

Kids these days don’t play the Urinal Test app anymore and it shows

The WNBA is so important.

@GrayWuzHerre Freon blowin cold

I miss the days when rappers wrote lyrics bragging about the reliability and strength of their car air conditioning

My cousin won dat shit in Florida prolly

The song's lyrics appear to extol the virtues of the #YMCA. However, in gay culture from which the Village People stemmed, the song is understood as celebrating YMCA's reputation as a popular cruising & hookup spot, particularly for younger gay men.