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BTC_DeepThoughts

@BTCDeepThoughts

Bitcoin: So deep it squeaks. Humorous, insightful contemplations about Bitcoin.

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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
When the age of the fiat system comes to an end, the central bankers and government leaders will gather together in a dark saloon. They'll slap each other on the back and say, "We had a good run, boys," and "Hey, can I borrow some #Bitcoin "
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
The longer you watch the #Bitcoin chart, the more it starts to feel like the chart is watching you back, waiting to see if you'll sell your Bitcoin. And if you do, it will immediately pump to $1M.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
When #Bitcoin breaks a trendline, what nobody realizes is the line was originally drawn with a crayon during my lunch break.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
Support levels on a #Bitcoin chart are simply a place where a bunch of idiots who sold all of their Bitcoin realize they should buy it all back.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
A resistance line on a #Bitcoin chart is just a place where a bunch of idiots are selling their Bitcoin because they think they can buy it back cheaper.
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Simply Bitcoin
Simply Bitcoin@SimplyBitcoin·
Inflation will only continue going up. Opt-Out with Bitcoin.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
If #Bitcoin goes to zero at least I’ll be able to tell my grandchildren I was part of the largest Ponzi scheme in financial history.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
People say the chart is lying. But the truth is, charts can't lie. They only tell the truth. And the truth is, you don't have enough #Bitcoin!
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Rajat Soni, CFA
Rajat Soni, CFA@Rajatsoni·
- Bitcoin falls to $40K - $MSTR issues $100M of $STRC - Buys $100M of BTC - MSTR pays 11.5% to borrow with STRC - Bitcoin back to $126K in 2029 - MSTR pays $38.6M dividend on STRC - BTC holdings up 215% by 2029 - MSTR shareholders up $176.4M on BTC purchase - STRC holders get their dividend and stability - MSTR holders get their volatility + high returns using other people's money If a real estate fund were to do this, most investors would be saying it's an excellent idea because "they're using other people's money" But they call MSTR a Ponzi scheme for using the exact same strategy Why? Because they don't understand how STRC, MSTR, or BTC work Usually, they hold zero BTC and think it's a speculative investment
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
@comic @Rajatsoni MSTR has over two years of dividends in reserve. I think they can handle a small dip under $60K 😅
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lil retard@comic·
Yeah so people will sell STRC like crazy on any meaningful dip. I bet STRC falls to $80 if bitcoin went under $60k. Then the yield aka cost of capital for Saylor is still based on the $100 ceiling aka his div obligations explode through the roof You can’t be serious if you think this is a good thing
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
If you zoom out far enough, every #Bitcoin crash looks like a tiny ant. If you zoom in close enough, every crash looks like an anvil falling off a cliff. And if you zoom into a medium range, it looks like the anvil fell on the ant.
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Matteo Pellegrini
Matteo Pellegrini@matteopelleg·
I’ve never met a bitcoiner I didn’t want to be friends with
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
If you think about it, #Bitcoin is just a place in cyberspace where you can securely store your wealth.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
Sometimes I wonder if the reason some people can’t see how high the price of #Bitcoin could go is because they're not good at math.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
Maybe déjà vu isn’t your brain repeating a moment. Maybe it’s just your brain replaying all the times you bought #BItcoin.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
I once tried not to think about #Bitcoin, but the harder I tried, the more crowded my mind got with thoughts about Bitcoin.
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BTC_DeepThoughts@BTCDeepThoughts·
@comic @Rajatsoni This is not at all obvious. You could have said the same thing when it dropped from $126K to $60K. Yet, here we are, buying a shit-ton of #Bitcoin.
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lil retard
lil retard@comic·
@BTCDeepThoughts @Rajatsoni lol… if BTC drops 40% the STRC selling will cause the price to plummet and they will not be issuing any new STRC Obviously
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