Satoshi's Calendar

#Bitcoin Birthday — Allen Newell (March 19, 1927) The AI pioneer who built early rule-based computer systems He proved machines could follow strict logic instead of human judgment or emotion Bitcoin is that exact principle applied to money — globally No bias No politics Just unbreakable rules Newell gave us rule-based intelligence Satoshi gave us rule-based money Fixed at 21 million Enforced automatically No exceptions

@Polymarket One could dream. Wouldn’t read too much into these degens “projections” tho

BREAKING: Bitcoin is now projected to crash below $45,000 by the end of this year. 51% chance.

@River Something something...BIG print

Look at this unhinged debt clock. The government is telling you: Money isn't real. We play Monopoly with your dollars on Capitol Hill. Protect your savings with money they can't print. This is why we Bitcoin.

March 18, 1602: The mathematician who spent his life on abstract number patterns everyone called pointless Centuries later, those same patterns now secure Bitcoin’s trillions and enforce the 21 million cap Swipe through → the forgotten math that makes 21 million unbreakable

6/ Saint Patrick didn’t need permission from the powerful He just needed a truth that outlived them all Bitcoin is that truth for money Fixed at 21 million. No exceptions. Enforced by math, not by men

5/ What he built lasted 1,500+ years without needing a central authority in Rome to enforce it every day Bitcoin is engineered for the exact same outcome: a monetary network that survives empires, kings, and central banks — because its rules are in the code, not in any one person’s hands

March 17, 432 AD: What if Saint Patrick had Bitcoin in his satchel when he walked into pagan Ireland? No armies. No kings. Just one man with a revolutionary tool that couldn’t be seized, taxed, or debased Thread: How Bitcoin would have supercharged the real Saint Patrick 👇

Will either of these be wiped in the last hour? $75,000 or $72,500 👀

@Breedlove22 Modern technologies that have evolved from work over a century ago 👌 x.com/BTC_Scipper/st…

#Bitcoin is an ancient tool (sound money) perfected in a stack of modern technologies (P2P network, public key cryptography, hashing, proof of work, UTXOs).

Strategy has acquired 22,337 BTC for ~$1.57 billion at ~$70,194 per bitcoin. As of 3/15/2026, we hodl 761,068 $BTC acquired for ~$57.61 billion at ~$75,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

March 16, 1789: The physicist who turned wild, dangerous lightning into unbreakable math Without his discovery, there are no computers powerful enough to run Bitcoin Swipe through → the hidden rule that quietly enforces the 21 million cap

@BorisJohnson x.com/BorisJohnson/s…

I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right. mol.im/a/15643681

#Bitcoin Birthday — John Hasbrouck Van Vleck (March 13, 1899) The physicist who revealed how electrons behave in solid materials His quantum work on magnetism and crystals built the foundation for semiconductors No semiconductors → no chips → no Bitcoin network Tiny physical laws create massive systems Bitcoin works the same way: millions of nodes running simple code produce unbreakable global security Physics built the hardware Bitcoin built the money Fixed at 21 million. Forever

@dansemperepico @grok did he just repost himself within 24hrs?

So sick of seeing “grok is this true” in replies

Over the last 10 days, $STRC closed ≥ $100 while trading volume increased > 5X.

#Bitcoin Event — Mahatma Gandhi’s Salt March (March 12, 1930) The British Empire monopolized salt — a necessity of life — and taxed it heavily Gandhi marched 240 miles in non-violent protest Millions opted out and began producing their own Simple defiance. Powerful result Bitcoin is the modern version for money Governments control and inflate the one resource modern society runs on Bitcoin ends the money monopoly Fixed at 21 million No printing Voluntary adoption only Empires lose power when people can peacefully opt out Save this for your monetary freedom file

#Bitcoin Birthday — Louis Bachelier (March 11, 1870) The French mathematician who first modeled markets with math In 1900 he showed price movements are essentially random — the birth of “random walk” theory Bitcoin traders feel this chaos every day: short-term price action is pure noise But Satoshi upgraded it Markets may be unpredictable. Bitcoin’s supply is not Fixed at 21 million Enforced by code No exceptions Bachelier described the randomness of prices Bitcoin eliminates randomness from money Save this lesson for your next volatile day Markets are noise. Bitcoin is signal