Bryan Tucker

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Bryan Tucker

@BTuckertime

Longtime SNL Writer, Straight-up Cornpone

New York, NY Katılım Mayıs 2014

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·22 Ara

I saw this episode in person in 1991. My friend got lottery tickets and we drove from North Carolina up to NYC in one day. We spent $4 on pizza, $30 on parking, saw the show, and drove back. In 2005 I got hired on the show and have now been working there for 18 years.

SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest@snlhostsintro

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Bryan Ives@awaytoworthy·25 Mar

There will be at least the same number of Sweet 16 teams from the 919 area code of North Carolina as from the entire Big 12.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·2 Oca

With more on this, let's go our expert panel with Kid Rock, Ted Nugent and Tyrus.

Acyn@Acyn

“People are so sick of being preached at about politics from rock bands” “Stick to what you’re good at. You’re not a political analyst. You’re probably not really well read on the issues that Americans really care about”

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·30 Ara

LITTLE CAESARS BOWL: A man in toga armed with only a spear holding two pizzas must fight a lion to the death at the 50 yard line. The man holds a sign that reads “Combat! Combat!” The winning coach will have the opportunity to conquer all of Europe.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·30 Ara

MRS BUTTERSWORTH BOWL: A Buttersworth mascot stands on top of an enormous stack of pancakes at the 50 yard line. She slits her wrists, spilling syrup as she sings “Wind Beneath My Wings.” The winning coach is forced to drink from the “syrup hose” until it comes out of his eyes.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·30 Ara

2024/25 Bowls: KRAFT JET PUFFED BOWL: A marshmallow mascot is burned at the stake like Joan of Arc while holding a sign that reads “For your sins!” The winning coach is treated to a 12 foot tall s’more.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·10 Kas

I had a great time doing this talking about one particular game that has meant so much to me. Check it out!

The First Ballot Podcast@FirstBallotPod

NEW POD: The 1993 NCAA Championship Game, Michigan vs. UNC, the iconic Fab 5, and one infamous timeout. Worthy of the HOF? Actor, comedian, and co-head writer of SNL, @BTuckertime joins the pod to make the call. linktr.ee/firstballothof .. 🧵

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·22 Eki

Wanna get your heart broken? Be a Carolina football fan. It's guaranteed to happen.

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·4 Eki

Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.

The Spectator Index@spectatorindex

BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy removed as 🇺🇸 US House Speaker, making him the shortest-serving since 1876.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·2 Eki

The wishcasting that this was all overblown (or didn’t happen) is deeply irresponsible and easy to do in 2023 now that we’re mostly past it. It disrespects all the people who suffered and worked so hard to bring us back to normal.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·2 Eki

This is infuriating to me. Didn’t we all see hospitals overflowing in 2020? Didn’t we see refrigerator trucks with bodies outside? Didn’t we see hundreds of thousands of people die in 2020/21? Some of them our friends and family?

Elon Musk@elonmusk

Imagination Land!

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·28 Eyl

@danieljpowell @roywoodjr Amen!

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Daniel Powell@danieljpowell·28 Eyl

What exactly does @roywoodjr have to do to get this job? Showing unflinching loyalty to the show and being one of the funniest people alive isn’t enough?

Variety@Variety

Comedy Central is going back to square one in its efforts to find a new host for #TheDailyShow after Hasan Minhaj's recent controversy. Minhaj was previously a leading candidate. He remains in the mix of people being considered to replace Trevor Noah. variety.com/2023/tv/news/d…

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Ben Phillips@benphillips76·17 Eyl

“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·16 Eyl

I know women don't always be shopping, but that's my emotional truth.

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Lauren Windsor@lawindsor·15 Eyl

Democrats should seize on the Hunter Biden gun charges to pass universal background checks... call it Hunter's Law and then force Republicans to vote against it.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·15 Eyl

Interesting that the case that most upsets Republicans is about a white guy buying a handgun.

Tom Winter@Tom_Winter

BREAKING | NBC News: The son of the President of the United States, Hunter Biden, has been indicted federally on three counts tied to the purchase and possession of a gun while using narcotics.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·11 Eyl

It’s amazing how the hopes for an entire season of fantasy football can be dashed in a matter of hours.

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Bryan Tucker@BTuckertime·10 Eyl

This is incredible

Tennis Channel@TennisChannel

11 years later, this 8-year-old girl is the #USOpen champion!!!

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