
Donkey Wrestler
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Donkey Wrestler
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just a dude with a broken brain. Mark Cuban, R-Truth, and Pauly Shore follow me, read into that what you will.



Never forget that even in Star Trek lore, a firearm invented 346 years prior makes absolute short work of the Federation's & the galaxy’s ultimate enemy. It makes everyone else look completely incompetent for never thinking to just shoot the borg with kinetic weapons earlier.






Chris Masters doubts he will appear in WWE again, but has attempted to reach out to AEW, but hasn't heard anything back. "I definitely hope for more opportunities but I’m just not seeing, like WWE, I would love to do the Royal Rumble comeback thing but I just feel like it’s been so long now. There was still a time where even a few years ago where it might have been cool but I just figure at this point Triple H would kind of think, ‘Oh it’s been too long. People aren’t going to remember.’ "As far as Tony [Khan], I don’t know if Tony is even a fan of my work or not. I would assume probably not based on the type of stuff he does like. I did try and go backstage there but I was never followed up with… It was very unmotivating to me when I didn’t get a follow back from somebody that I knew about just showing up to the AEW show. "So I’ve just got to wipe my hands with it, man, and I’m just doing my own thing. And whatever, if a cool opportunity comes along I’m definitely game for it but I’m not looking at, ‘Oh WWE or AEW.’ That’s why when I wrestled Joey Janela at the GCW show I took that opportunity very serious because, again, I’ve had such a shortage of good opportunities over the last few years. I worked with the NWA, which was cool. I had some great matches there, maybe some of the best of my career, but Billy Corgan just did not, I feel like, appreciate me." (Source: @HeartKarr)


Chris Masters doubts he will appear in WWE again, but has attempted to reach out to AEW, but hasn't heard anything back. "I definitely hope for more opportunities but I’m just not seeing, like WWE, I would love to do the Royal Rumble comeback thing but I just feel like it’s been so long now. There was still a time where even a few years ago where it might have been cool but I just figure at this point Triple H would kind of think, ‘Oh it’s been too long. People aren’t going to remember.’ "As far as Tony [Khan], I don’t know if Tony is even a fan of my work or not. I would assume probably not based on the type of stuff he does like. I did try and go backstage there but I was never followed up with… It was very unmotivating to me when I didn’t get a follow back from somebody that I knew about just showing up to the AEW show. "So I’ve just got to wipe my hands with it, man, and I’m just doing my own thing. And whatever, if a cool opportunity comes along I’m definitely game for it but I’m not looking at, ‘Oh WWE or AEW.’ That’s why when I wrestled Joey Janela at the GCW show I took that opportunity very serious because, again, I’ve had such a shortage of good opportunities over the last few years. I worked with the NWA, which was cool. I had some great matches there, maybe some of the best of my career, but Billy Corgan just did not, I feel like, appreciate me." (Source: @HeartKarr)


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