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Donkey Wrestler

@businessdonkey

just a dude with a broken brain. Mark Cuban, R-Truth, and Pauly Shore follow me, read into that what you will.

Arizona, USA Katılım Ağustos 2022
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SUBX CANNABIS
SUBX CANNABIS@SUBXWA1·
Who want some marathons og pound 453g for free 🤔
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Matt Koon
Matt Koon@mattkoonmusic·
Ronda Rouseys mom used to wake her up as a child by putting her in an armbar. What a fucking psycho and terrible mother.
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IandrewDiceClay
IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay·
A kid in my local paper actually used a stamp to send this back in 1992. All the kids loved Crush.
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Ryan Satin
Ryan Satin@ryansatin·
“Why do promoters groan when they hear his name?” 🤣🤣
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Mike Reiss
Mike Reiss@MikeReissWriter·
We're mad because the movie version of THE ODYSSEY which we haven't seen, doesn't match the vision of the book we never read.
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Billy Mays III
Billy Mays III@infinitethird·
last night I stumbled onto a sick in-browser retro game emulator and stayed up way too late playing the dumbest SNES games. it felt so good
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IandrewDiceClay
IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay·
Got a compilation of old Billboard songs. Why was every song in the 50s and 60s like "daa-doo, you're underage, the police suspect nothing, dont tell your mother, doo-doo-doo-doo"?
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Fuck You I Quit
Fuck You I Quit@fuckyouiquit·
He just got a 3% cost of living adjustment now make everything cost 5% more
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Donkey Wrestler
Donkey Wrestler@businessdonkey·
Ticketmaster really wants me to go see switchfoot. Jokes on then, I saw them 20+ years ago
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Justin Whang 🐙
Justin Whang 🐙@JustinWhang·
Say what you will about Chris Masters, he had a sick spinebuster
Cultaholic Wrestling@Cultaholic

Chris Masters doubts he will appear in WWE again, but has attempted to reach out to AEW, but hasn't heard anything back. "I definitely hope for more opportunities but I’m just not seeing, like WWE, I would love to do the Royal Rumble comeback thing but I just feel like it’s been so long now. There was still a time where even a few years ago where it might have been cool but I just figure at this point Triple H would kind of think, ‘Oh it’s been too long. People aren’t going to remember.’ "As far as Tony [Khan], I don’t know if Tony is even a fan of my work or not. I would assume probably not based on the type of stuff he does like. I did try and go backstage there but I was never followed up with… It was very unmotivating to me when I didn’t get a follow back from somebody that I knew about just showing up to the AEW show. "So I’ve just got to wipe my hands with it, man, and I’m just doing my own thing. And whatever, if a cool opportunity comes along I’m definitely game for it but I’m not looking at, ‘Oh WWE or AEW.’ That’s why when I wrestled Joey Janela at the GCW show I took that opportunity very serious because, again, I’ve had such a shortage of good opportunities over the last few years. I worked with the NWA, which was cool. I had some great matches there, maybe some of the best of my career, but Billy Corgan just did not, I feel like, appreciate me." (Source: @HeartKarr)

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IandrewDiceClay
IandrewDiceClay@IANdrewDiceClay·
He's 43, and neither WWE or AEW hasnt even sniffed near his arse since his release in 2011. The only hope he's got is if the Saudi Prince was a massive fan of 2010 WWE Main Event.
Cultaholic Wrestling@Cultaholic

Chris Masters doubts he will appear in WWE again, but has attempted to reach out to AEW, but hasn't heard anything back. "I definitely hope for more opportunities but I’m just not seeing, like WWE, I would love to do the Royal Rumble comeback thing but I just feel like it’s been so long now. There was still a time where even a few years ago where it might have been cool but I just figure at this point Triple H would kind of think, ‘Oh it’s been too long. People aren’t going to remember.’ "As far as Tony [Khan], I don’t know if Tony is even a fan of my work or not. I would assume probably not based on the type of stuff he does like. I did try and go backstage there but I was never followed up with… It was very unmotivating to me when I didn’t get a follow back from somebody that I knew about just showing up to the AEW show. "So I’ve just got to wipe my hands with it, man, and I’m just doing my own thing. And whatever, if a cool opportunity comes along I’m definitely game for it but I’m not looking at, ‘Oh WWE or AEW.’ That’s why when I wrestled Joey Janela at the GCW show I took that opportunity very serious because, again, I’ve had such a shortage of good opportunities over the last few years. I worked with the NWA, which was cool. I had some great matches there, maybe some of the best of my career, but Billy Corgan just did not, I feel like, appreciate me." (Source: @HeartKarr)

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The Wholesome Fuckin Show 
The Wholesome Fuckin Show @JaimsVanDerBeek·
I'm not sure if having sex with a fleshlight is any less embarrassing than having sex with an actual flashlight.
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Allan
Allan@allan_cheapshot·
What happened when Jesse Ventura tried to unionise WWF wrestlers in 1986 tells you plenty. Hogan snitched by alerting Vince, the effort died, and the “independent contractor” model kept wrestlers without employee benefits, health insurance, pensions or proper security.
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The Wholesome Fuckin Show 
The Wholesome Fuckin Show @JaimsVanDerBeek·
This is a Danhausen & fish tacos appreciation post. Repost if you are a fan of both Danhausen & fish tacos.
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Allan
Allan@allan_cheapshot·
Shawnsuke Nakamichaels
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