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Mandatory listen for anyone still trying to master the art of criticism.

@goobinator01 Honestly though. It’s not even a surprise. In fact, there were no surprises last night aside from the rare tie for Live Action Short.

why is everyone shocked that KPop Demon Hunters won the two Oscars that it was guaranteed to win when the film came out.

One Battle After Another vs Sinners is the proper fight for Best Picture, but I still hate that Warfare didnt get any noms, especially best picture. A very (unintentionally) timely and important film. You wont want to watch it again, but you should see it once.

Hey Oscars producers, if you have time for a lengthy Bridesmaids bit and dumb filler presenter intros, you have time to let the winners give their thanks. It’s the best part of the show. Cutting off the mic after one person speaks (esp that Golden speech) is so, so cold. #oscars

@MLFootball @hawkblogger probably my favorite Kyler meme

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 New Minnesota #Vikings quarterback Kyler Murray was spotted working out at a local gym today. 🔥🔥🔥 Kyler has already been putting in the work.

While we're talking about the brilliance of Spielberg. Here's a thread of blocking breakdowns that I've made over the past few years. Munich has some of my favorites.

@goobinator01 @BrianBerkman Poor Frosty Weintraub

Do you have a favorite Luca film and why, and it, I’m assuming is Call Me By Your Name.

Zooey Deschanel does the best Crumbl cookie review I’ve seen. She basically said “nope, nope, hell no, wtf is this, absolutely not, nope. I hate these cookies” 🤣🤣🤣 I love her 🤣🤣🤣

This Wendy’s intern needs to be hired ASAP

Over the Garden Wall (2014) is one of the most unique animated series ever made. Ten short episodes, autumn folklore vibes, and a story that quietly unfolds into something melancholic and strange. It feels like a lost American fairy tale.

They painted love like this and called it a kids show.

58 Games 3,555 Rushing Yards 1,005 Receiving Yards 31 Touchdowns Super Bowl MVP Stepped up when we needed him most. If this is it… thank you 9 💚

Official promo video for the UNIQLO x Pokemon 30th Anniversary Apparel Collection! Each shirt features art from the original video game sovrn.co/vsvisk9 Collection drops June 1st 🗓️ #ad

@goobinator01 Wild stuff

acquaintance of mine posted "Boycott Scream 7" on their public IG story and then immediately posted their movie ticket to see Scream 7 last night on their close friends story lmaooooo you can't make this shit up

@LukeBarnett As someone who worked on Y Marshals I was hoping to have liked it more. I just hope it continues another season or two so Utah can have more consistent film work.

Not gonna lie, between the Pitt Universe and the Taylor Sheridan Universe, I feel more hopeful about the TV industry than I have in a very long time. 10M watching a live network show is massive. Pitt spinoff will likely also crush. Let's get to work.

After escaping doggy heaven, help Bong-gu the Welsh Corgi run, bark, and sniff his way through the afterlife in search of his dad. My Little Puppy from @MLP_Dreamotion jumps onto Nintendo Switch digitally on May 29, with a physical release in June! #IndieWorld

The Pokémon Fossil Museum exhibition is coming to the Field Museum in Chicago and tickets will be available at 12 PM CST today! ⏰ 📅 Dates: May 22, 2026 – April 11, 2027 📍 Location: Field Museum (Chicago, IL) fieldmuseum.org/exhibition/pok… Thank you so much for the reminder @pozoleman2!

Midsommar ☀️💐

@IGN 7.8/10 🌊