Christo "Baas" de Beer

Don't be a doos. Be lekker.

What if an Umbrella was suppose to just be called a Brella …. And the guy naming it paused for thought?

@fesshole I design merch for dolomietvansprings.com All the logo colour options spell things in Hex.

I occasionally end up designing websites, and when I do, accessibility requirements permitting, I largely choose the colours based on how amusing their hex value is. Just picked #DADADA as a dark mode text colour because saying it out loud made me chuckle.

I put it to you that "LIRES" is a valid word. Am I wrong? #ows749 🔎 3/5 (02:41) ⭐⭐⭐ 🔥 streak: 1 onewordsearch.com

@MWEBTweets @NjarfieSLS Whahahahahahaha! I was on hold a while ago for an hour an 10 minutes... went from 29 in the queue to nr 9. A sad state - to think, you used to be THE account om twitter. Best service too. Now? Lol.

@NjarfieSLS Hi ShanTheMan, we’re no longer active on X. For assistance, please connect with us through our official Facebook and Instagram pages. Our team will be glad to assist you there. U^

Hey @MWEBTweets - ref 01169727 Can we get the line up and running since we're paying for a service we cant use because "The previous line has not yet been cancelled" or do you intend on a 1st month's refund ? Please let us know. Also, your Whatsapp line is kinda a joke Kthxbye

Being an event host/MC: 5% Introducing acts, mentioning features, crowd engagement, venue/event communication 20% Lost & Found and missing people 75% telling people you're not the dj

@FN_based @fesshole Hehe, apparently it os 😜

@fesshole "sure why not" is how you order a side of fries, not how you sign away your life

Girlfriend emailed me a marriage proposal. Thought she was joking so said sure why not. Been happily married more than a decade now, my misunderstanding worked out great.

I did a reputation report with the AI robot in my phone, you know as we *all* do when we want to know what The Internet thinks of us.... right? As incredibly incomplete, inacurate and officailly ridiculous the entire effort was, this one bit stood out as, well... correct.

Dear @SpotifyAfrica , Please give us the option of Opting out of listening to the trash AI Artists you're currently promoting or give it some Kak AI watermark in intro like "Sketchy Bondo" so we know to skip or dislike the artist.

@honeymoon250 Lol, 20 and then some.

7 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?

December: finally, a break so I can get things done January: finally, a routine so I can get things done

@odedanilo Almost 26 years with the same number...

Just a heads up as we move into silly spending season. Seen one shopping centre, seen the mall.

My first day as an adult content creator “A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he comes precisely when he means to”

@Miss_Stuurman @AbsaSouthAfrica Terrible... Luckily I ended up talking to a dude called Katlego who was more than competent.

@BaasDeBeer @AbsaSouthAfrica Yoh absa is the worst bank to try get ahold of😫😫

Kinda ironic that calling @AbsaSouthAfrica to upgrade accounts, inevitably results in me wanting to move to another bank. Or are all banks' telephone services utterly useless?

Took me waaaay to long to get here. Help me get to the next milestone faster, if you don't mind: @BaasdeBeer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@BaasdeBeer

It's about time I made this happen...

"BUT DID YA DIE?" - 'n Storie van Hoop. Nuutste #Baascast: Ek gesels met Tuin oor haar journey van addiction en recovery, musiek, menswees en meer. bit.ly/baascast36yt (YouTube) bit.ly/baascast36 (Spotify)

@Sixty60_Tweets Done 🤘

@BaasDeBeer Hi Christo, thank you for reaching out and for bringing this to our attention. Not many of our satisfied customers take the time to tell us about their positive experiences and we appreciate your valued feedback. Please DM us the order number.

Hey @Sixty60_Tweets Kudos to your driver that went the extra mile to ensure we got our delivery this morning, we even got our estate gate to call us to make sure we got it where he placed it (as I was in the shower at that time).

@BarneySimon Thanks, now I'm thinking about Bruce Springspeen, Madonna... things that happend before Nirvana.

I was just sitting here, minding my own business and all of a sudden, 1985 was 40 years ago.