Ray Of Hope

@vincentkelly20 @AokoOtieno_ Hadi shudrens wako.

@AokoOtieno_ So Mvurya was eating that Fatuma Suluhu majani... oh Achani??? My lord

Hassan Sarai aka Fatuma... How he lost Mombasa Governor to Diddy is story for another Acha vile Bonny Khalwale claims they recruited him to team Ruto Mi niko hadi na msgs, but told you, I signed NDA Afadhali kuenda kortini ju ya kitu ingine vile kuna arrest warrant over Somalia ambasador tweet But hapo kwa NDA sina nguvu. Violate that then no one else even in opposition can work with you So whatever I say here is not legally binding Tea Ruto has been sworn in. Positions are being allocated based on who shoved his tongue in whose ass deeper No one was picking Omar's phone. At least mimi akina Kipchumba Karori, now State House legal officer were picking mine but lying That one is for my Book Bro is going bonkers. Pesa alipewa to finance gubernatorial seat asha nunua nayo nyumba Kileleshwa His political career is on the precipice of abyss So the message I saw was him threatening suicide to one of those Coast politicians, a Ruto's blue-eyed boy After much ado, meeting was arranged. So ofisi ya Ruto SH, like any official ofis ikona reception Wakafika by 6am. It is true, Yamune is in that office by 4am. But I guess mostly is to sign deals Because if that energy was translated into service, angefikisha Kenya mbali Uhuru ali ishi kuamshwa na drips but did better even in first term. Si ndio tulikuwa na last mile that lit hadi caves in Kenya? Wakiwa reception, Salim Mvurya, former Governor Kwale and current CS Sports was already there Same Mvurya who gave his concubine through pass awe Governor. Even Raila said it, google Details aside, let me foward to Sarai They saunter in and you know Ruto had only been president for 2 minutes. Not yet acclamatized na protocol greetings So he was still giving hugs, banters, oh, karibuni my frens "Mr. President, Coast has stood with you. ODM zone has given you 40% , this brother cannot be abandoned" Ruto says, understood. We can figure out a CS? Sarai was hesitant. Ati let me consult for a day or 2. He wants Speaker Senate, hii ya Kingi. The position was still free but hataki kusema anataka Speaker sio CS Speaker cannot be summoned. Hakuna mtu atakupigia kelele over failed policies, but the perks are HUGE The day they left that ofis, is the NIGHT Kingi went to Ruto Same script. I have a party, ile kiosk inatwa (PAA), one MP, numerous MCAs, but politically, we have more to offer than anyone else at the coast! Ha! Chukua Speaker! Sarai heard the news and cried like a teething infant. Machozi ya makamasi Ndio aka anza ku threaten suicide! B'coz he was dilly dallying, Mvurya asha mwosha by promising his concubine will be Ruto Damu (And she is, check Governor Kwale) Kingi asha negotiate Speaker. Bro back to zero So I will tell you what he did ndio finally apewe EALA mp, before hizi UDA sg thing he took from Malala His humongous nose and ugly spectacles as he farts tribal poppycock should not worry anyone He is a mahamri addicted nonentity whose utility expired when he left civil society Waombe sana nisi ingie Bunge. I will be exposing them with precision of a surgeon and alacrity

@TheCleanCarClub Turn right and reverse

As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it?

@UTDAlex8 Kaka

Gun to your head name one South American player without a tattoo.

@Raindropsmedia1 Down here a kid that size herds a hundred plus cows and goats to the river and back, prevent them from fighting with other cows and not have them feed on a farmer's corn and bring them home safe. Crying over a boy who can't lift his own bike over two steps...

A father has gone viral for the way he parents his son. Is this the correct way to teach or discipline a child? 👀🤔

@pwanyama It's time you know that Kenyans especially the below 45 ones and more so the below 35 know how to differentiate a vehicle responding to an emergency and the one tripping on power.

When responding to an emergency, police vehicles may need to be driven on the wrong side of the road. It's important to give way and not try to be a social media hero. Yielding to a police car is a simple act that can make a significant difference. The same principle applies to ambulances. Let's prioritize safety and support our emergency services.

@KyaloIntel Kuna siku zimepigwa Kwa hiyo tunnel junction ya wantam Na raia. It was like the middle East imagining what it ricochets Na mko Kwa underpass...

Kitambo pale Pangani ilikua highway of deth buana. Pale mikora iliconnect na wifi sayun namna hatari sana. Ripoti ilikua inafika "over over, armed and denjaras criminals approaching over" Jamaa za Peugeot zinaruka in action kama Rambo na zile AK zikona drum. Mikora ikikaribia pale Pangani inaanza kuskia kukinuka chai, kumbe washafanywa kichungi. City bandits ilipikwa pale mpaka streets zikakua safe. Ata pale Muthaiga pia mambo haikua mcheso. Walikua wanatengenesa mikora namna msuri. Tangu kiambu bois wapewe AWD nikama kazi ilipungua.

@_jabuto @Arap_Turitik Neighbours....

@Arap_Turitik Ooh, they go a swimming pool finally? Downside: there's a homestead hapo nyuma and the people living there look at patrons of Zebra. It bored me

Zebra gardens in Biretwo, Elgeyo Marakwet. Hapa sharp boys wa Eldoret wakijua it is over for your girlfriends. Hidden gem.

@_brunotweets @Limo_kipkemoi Not really... The wrist band is already the most worn bracelet. Ugly is relative guess so is beauty.

@BabaDieumerci @Limo_kipkemoi Sorry .. your feeling would make it ugly.. but we accept your POV nevertheless.

Talanta Stadium. We did an architectural tour of this facility with our office Team. I was impressed by the magnitude. Being 2026, I did not see anything better than Kasarani, despite the 40 years time gap. Implementing team is doing an impressive job

@kiyongos @Limo_kipkemoi Hivi

@BabaDieumerci @Limo_kipkemoi Hivi?

@kiyongos @Limo_kipkemoi To cover the red portion only

@kiyongos @Limo_kipkemoi Nope, a third the height of the shield.

@gdbfrnd @ArchitectTaruz @Limo_kipkemoi Lucky you...

@BabaDieumerci @ArchitectTaruz @Limo_kipkemoi Ingekaa zile ofisi za chief, glad u weren’t the architect

@ArchitectTaruz @Limo_kipkemoi Feels like this

@BabaDieumerci @Limo_kipkemoi Hows the feeling?

@OmbetaC @Kibet_bull A Kirui between Kevin and Kiarie can do wonders...

As I said/asked... does he have any other name?

Eldoret, Jamaa ako na mbio buana 😂

@LegacySiu Diego Forlan

Name a player that played for Manchester United and Atletico Madrid. You can’t

@KipsambuT Selling private parts to buy private parts

There's no town in Africa that beats Eldoret when it comes to promiscuity.People are selling kidneys to buy alcohol and private parts.

@kenyasgossips Syindu sya Mutongoi(HOI)

A teacher on practice recorded a Tiktok video in the staffroom with everything going on in the background...

@Murife21 @MwangiHub Are those five qualified or Ni madwanzi?

@MwangiHub It was advertised but kwa selection ndio ngeli ya kip and chep was applied, actually five of my friends with kip and chep walipata

KPLC has recruited 450 new Engineers. The jobs were never advertised for competitive recruitment and 418 Engineers are from one community.