Jhennie_jae

I love us 🤣

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me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

Before you sign any document, take a picture of the blank pages too. People add things after signatures. This is common.

2003 vs 2026

I went to kindergarten registration this morning, and when the Principal said "welcome to the class of 2039," everybody in the room gasped. 😂😂😂

This is it. This. Right here...

Kulture said, “Y’all playing I got this 😂😂.” She’s who Kim thought North would be😭

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

E kaaro o, se daadaa la ji?☺️

Real shit!

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

@Be_like_yankee The “cake” behind 🤣

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"

There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already know, the places you already go, the ideas you've already been exposed to. Your opportunity window is fixed. When you move, your collision rate with new nodes in a network increases nonlinearly. Double your movement (new conversations, new cities, new projects) and your probability of a serendipitous encounter doesn't double. It roughly quadruples. Because each new node connects you to their entire network, not just to them. Richard Wiseman ran a 10-year study at the University of Hertfordshire tracking self-described "lucky" and "unlucky" people. The single biggest differentiator wasn't IQ, education, or family money. Lucky people scored significantly higher on one trait: openness to experience. They talked to strangers more, varied their routines more, and said yes to invitations at nearly twice the rate. The "unlucky" group followed the same routes, ate at the same restaurants, and talked to the same 5 people. Their networks were closed loops. No new inputs, no new collisions. Luck isn't random. Luck is surface area. And surface area is a function of movement. The lobster emoji is doing more work than most people realize. Lobsters grow by shedding their shell when it gets too tight. The growth requires a period of total vulnerability. No protection, no armor, soft body exposed to the ocean. That's the cost of movement nobody posts about. You have to be uncomfortable first. The new shell only hardens after you've already moved.

Getting a daughter will have you loosing gangsta points daily 🤣🤣

May whatever you’re saving money for, be given to you as a gift. 🥹

@Robnson_T I do not give a shiii

People who have their read receipts off, don’t you ever feel the urge to see who’s viewed your stories?? 😢

We’re still experiencing lack of electricity in 2026?

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrrrrrr underestimate how much of a blessing it is to have zero health problems and your mum still alive.