Scary Murphy

In honor of Chuck Norris, here is my submission for greatest tweet ever @StacoS

@RobbieBarstool Well, isn’t he from Michigan anyway?

Danhausen isn’t gonna be welcome in Ohio after this

@steel_toe777 @WrestleOps I’m with you. He’s a great bad guy. The IWC are trash people for celebrating this.

@WrestleOps Yeah, I get the disdain for this guy’s past behavior & his attitude but, there’s no denying he gets the business, he knows how to get heat, & I’ll even say, he’s a great heel. I’m personally sad to see him out for an injury - although, it could be a work & he’ll pop up real soon.

WWE has officially announced that Logan Paul has suffered a torn tricep and as such will be out for months.

@SquigyV @NESN @Steve_Perrault @Jared_Carrabis @ColeyMick @tylermilliken_ Wally the Peen Monster

@NESN Imagine him doing it without pants…@Steve_Perrault @Jared_Carrabis @ColeyMick @tylermilliken_

Did you know the Green Monster used to have a signature dance? Long live the Wally Wave 🕺 🫡

@AmoneyResists Republican party is the pedo-protector party now.

30 days. For RAPING A CHILD. Remember this when you vote, Texas.

@dadoctaevil @smalls2672

@BabyPeelSlip @smalls2672 What corrupt retard do I support? Let's hear it.

Cletus here is an absolute moron.

@dadoctaevil @smalls2672 I ain’t left, I don’t vote for them or the corrupt retards you support.

@BabyPeelSlip @smalls2672 What i said still stands. Pompous, self righteous holier than thou attitude of the left turns so many people off.

@dadoctaevil @smalls2672

@BabyPeelSlip @smalls2672 This is why the left stays losing.

@DesireeAmerica4 Everyone customizes their burger. Charging money for that in the guise of it being “complicated” is some bitch ass shit. Good for him.

This guy is bragging about leaving a single dollar bill as a tip on a $60 bill at a restaurant in Baton Rouge. Why? Because the kitchen slapped him with a $5.75 "complicated order fee." ​Let’s look at what this man actually customized: a double Wagyu burger with a pretzel bun swap, added bacon, added pepper jack, added grilled onions, added jalapeños, and "no garden." He literally rewritten the entire menu and expected the kitchen staff to perform culinary gymnastics for free. ​Yes, we all know eating out is getting insanely expensive, and these hidden surcharge fees are annoying. But at the end of the day, if you can afford to order an extremely expensive $18 for a Wagyu burger and $14 for a Jack and Coke, you can afford to tip the human being who served it to you. If you're going to be this cheap, do us all a favor: stay inside your house and make a sandwich. Absolute clown energy.

@dadoctaevil @smalls2672 Ummm…Trump supporter are retarded.

@smalls2672 That dude is clearly a plant to make Trump supporters look retarded. I don't even like Trump but that's just obvious.

@7BMyers @smalls2672 Ok sweetie, now put your helmet back on.

This is a losing argument to say the Trump family is enriching themselves…. When asked if the Bidens what their family business was we got crickets… I can see a physical business Mrs Ivanna children are running along with her step son Barron… Since when is it a crime for Mrs Ivanna Trumps children to not make money??? What father out here in American is not teaching their children how to make money and run businesses bcuz shame on you…. Who wants their children to work for someone else enduring what you endure everyday bcuz that’s selfish to sacrifice your children to the 9-5 hamster wheel. Those children are adults and can make any positive decisions they need to for their family… Go fvck up your own lives and leave other ppl to make their own decisions…. That’s the beauty of America… We can say and do what we want within the laws…. BTDub…. While you bitchin abt them getting money, try shutting the fvck up and follow the money and make your own!!!

@RearAdBsBlog Real manly to complain there’s no decorations…we’re gonna put on the premier 4th of July celebration in the country, like we do every year.

We’re fewer than six weeks away from the 250th Anniversary of the USA but you’d never know it walking around Boston. Haven’t seen anything on city/state/fed property. I was very young for Bicentennial but do remember you couldn’t go a day or move a foot in the Cradle of Liberty without a reminder of our nation’s upcoming 200th birthday. Which was apropos. Today? You’d have no clue that 🇺🇸’s 250th is weeks away while walking around Downtown Boston.

@DoctorEvil_1995 @RearAdBsBlog @bostonradio What a fucking nerd 😂

@RearAdBsBlog @bostonradio This is because Boston elected a Chinese Communist Mayor

@MattCouture5 This is the only trade proposal I’ve seen that makes sense. JB for Giannis make no sense because we need a big. This does that. PP takes White’s spot, Baylor takes Hauser’s.

Hear me out… Celtics: Giannas Sengun AJ Green Rockets: JB Bucks: White Adams Capela Hauser Celtics 26 1 Celtics 32 1 Celtics 31 2 Rockets (via PHX) 27 1 Rockets 30 1

@StoolGreenie That’s important now…that’s really the hole in our game. I think with a better one, we’re immediately a championship contender. Would love to draft one of those Michigan guys.

If Giannis does become a Celtic, a starting caliber floor spacing 5 becomes pretty important imo (and no, I'm not interested in the Cs taking on Myles Turner's 3/82M money) Giannis was at his best next to Brook Lopez, who took around 4-5 3PA game Tatum was at his best next to KP/Al Since Giannis doesn't really take 3s, I wonder if you need to swap Queta with a floor spacer to help make sure Tatum still has clean driving lanes

@washghost1 Golf is so gay

Four will always be my favorite golf moment

@Socdem_Michael Scared Republicans

Growing calls to drop out from who???

@jiratickets Thomas Paine wrote common sense in Philly

does anyone have any more examples of this

@JWeinbachNBA Get outta here, Celtics aren’t trading 3 firsts and JB for Giannis. Blocking this clown who doesn’t know shit about basketball.

A blockbuster trade idea between the Celtics, Blazers, and Bucks: • Celtics Giannis Antetokounmpo • Blazers Jaylen Brown AJ Green • Bucks Jerami Grant Shaedon Sharpe Scoot Henderson No. 27 overall pick (via BOS) 2027 first-round pick (via BOS) 2027 first-round pick (via POR) 2028 first-round pick (via ORL from POR) 2029 first-round pick (via POR/BOS/MIL) 2030 first-round swap back (from POR)

@bullsey66178832 @JWeinbachNBA @TheSteinLine You musta forgot Ime taking us to the Finals

@JWeinbachNBA @TheSteinLine Would he play for Udoka? Udoka was at Boston before getting canned. So Jaylen knows the bad energy he carries.

The Rockets have legitimate trade interest in Jaylen Brown, per @TheSteinLine. Houston can build an offer centered around Kevin Durant or Alperen Sengun with future first-round picks and additional assets attached.

@NFGShow @paulpierce34 Yeah. JB plays defense.

“I would have probably removed Luka for Jaylen” -@paulpierce34 on Jaylen Brown not making All-NBA 1st team New episode: taap.it/NFGep89