Dr. Evil

@BetRivers Bush league move

2⃣5⃣ years ago today: The Padres’ Ben Davis breaks up Curt Schilling’s perfect game on a drag bunt ⚾️

lol

@dom_lucre Do they steal the rims?

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: HBCU students are now becoming NASCAR pit crew members thanks to “The NASCAR Drive for Diversity Pit Crew Program.”

@jlsantana Those are to hold the optional Vasoline dispenser

Dildo holders, actually.

@BBGreatMoments Jeter🤡🤡🤡🤡

Who digs in for you?

@MassGovernor @IAM_Union @32BJSEIU

Massachusetts rideshare drivers just formed the first union of its kind in the US — and it’s the biggest private-sector organizing victory since the 1940s. A huge win for drivers. A huge win for workers everywhere. Another proud first for Massachusetts. Congratulations.

@JonesandKeefe @JonesWEEI @Keefe21 Sell the team

Should the Red Sox be buyers or sellers? @JonesWEEI: Buyers @Keefe21: Sellers What direction do you want the Red Sox to take?

@SawyerMerritt I heard that the Luce also comes with a lifetime supply of Vasoline

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce. • Starting price: $640,000 • Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive • Range: 280 miles (expected EPA) • Peak charging speed: 350kW • 122 kWh battery • 1,050 horsepower • 0-60mph: 2.4s • 800v • Four-door four-seater • Four electric motors • OLED screens • Weight: 4,982 lbs • Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm • Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car. • Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels • The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered • 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

@RearAdBsBlog @bostonradio This is because Boston elected a Chinese Communist Mayor

We’re fewer than six weeks away from the 250th Anniversary of the USA but you’d never know it walking around Boston. Haven’t seen anything on city/state/fed property. I was very young for Bicentennial but do remember you couldn’t go a day or move a foot in the Cradle of Liberty without a reminder of our nation’s upcoming 200th birthday. Which was apropos. Today? You’d have no clue that 🇺🇸’s 250th is weeks away while walking around Downtown Boston.

FYI: If you say ANYTHING on my page Negative I Block you.. Quick fast Gone.. Just sayin. ☝🏽

I paid a plumbing company $4,400 to replace a sewer line under my garage, and now my garage floor looks like it lost a fight with a sidewalk 😭 They cut a huge section out of the concrete, repaired the pipe, and patched it back in with concrete that doesn’t even remotely match the original floor. So I asked the foreman when they planned to stain or finish it so it would blend in better… And this man literally laughed and said: “It’s a garage floor, buddy, not the Taj Mahal. Be glad it’s not dirt.” 💀 BE GLAD IT’S NOT DIRT?? I’m sorry, but if I’m paying thousands of dollars for a “professional” repair, I feel like the end result shouldn’t look like a random parking lot patch job. Now I’m sitting here wondering if this just tanked the appearance — and possibly the resale value — of my garage. Would you push back and demand they resurface the area properly, or am I overreacting?

@TaraBull Do they come with a fanny pack?

The newest Adidas running shoe just dropped. The Adizero Prime X Evo - price $500

@danielsgoldman @danielsgoldman belongs in jail for being a corrupt traitor

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons: 1) stay out of jail 2) exact revenge on his enemies 3) line his pockets Everything else he says is bullshit.

@PsychtalesX @stoolpresidente John Henry burner account right here

The Red Sox not playing today has nothing to do with insulting America. They just have an off day on the schedule. Baseball teams get rest days even on holidays. If you are looking for a conspiracy, check the standings instead. Sometimes a day off is just a day off. No patriotism required.

Are the Red Sox not playing today because it would be insulting to America? That’s the only reason I can come up with?

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@UncleBuckuss I guess they didn’t major in dancing

When being black pays off yet again and you get a diploma even though you can’t read..🤪

@otokyo Toof-Pac

Give him a RAP name

High school kid in Detroit pulls up to prom in a full military grade armored tactical truck. They drop a custom red carpet ramp and he steps out in a jewel encrusted white suit with a matching cape like he’s royalty. The kids who actually do something with their lives usually don’t need this kind of entrance

On our way 👍

@EndWokeness @TheRoyalSerf

Whites beg to atone for racism (2020)