That's Ms. Puddle Princess to you 👸

@ChappaaiChild @quadling @kickfroggy You must send an encoded message, I highly recommend kicking #ItsSuperEffective

Hey @quadling @kickfroggy? Chevron one is locked in place. @BabyQuadling? How do I get them to open the iris? I don't want to go splat on arrival.

In other news I think I might have just graduated? Also how does one graduate? What does that mean? But there was lots of colorful confetti and these silly hats and cloaks Can I graduate again?

Uncle @gdead or Uncle @bluknight or Uncle @Githur do you think you could maybe help me cut it open 😇

So I've been given this toy that makes cool sounds and looks like the things my overlords have everything in. But when I try to copy their techniques to get inside my attempts still fall flat.

Excuse me, Aunt @heidishmoo moose moose moose, moose moose, moose moose moose moose. I also accept packages 😘

All I really wanted to do was splash and play in the biggest puddle at the park but the large humans wouldn't let me 😞 Now accepting suggestions for how to over throw them 😁

*cackling laughter and crying and screeching*

Uncle @bluknight.... I can haz pretty please 😍😍😍

Wait dad, you let me nearly be auctioned off at dinner and you weren't even the auctuonier? Thanks for nothing dad 😛#BSidesDE #BSidesDEFamilyDinner #HFCAuction cc: @Zero_ChaosX & @quadling, @kickfroggy

But where's my radio...🙁

@Githur @QuadlingHat @jack_daniel @BsidesDC @SufferinBa5tard @_llzes @quadling @quadlingcracker The louder I noise The faster will @quadling drive Waaaaa Waaaaa Waa

@munchkinyeti @quadling @bluknight @QuadlingHat @Githur Did someone say storytime?

@quadling @bluknight @QuadlingHat @Githur Oh @BabyQuadling the stories we’re going to have for you when you get older.......

Hey @QuadlingHat, what's this I hear from @githur about greased @quadling wrestling?

Daddy is that really you??? You got to meet Po and a cool wizard? @quadling @QuadlingHat

@bluknight @kickfroggy @QuadlingHat @quadling boom

It wasn't an entry through a stargate, but a spectacular entry nonetheless. Welcome to your extended family, @BabyQuadling, and congratulations to parents @kickfroggy and @QuadlingHat -- er, I mean @quadling!

@kickfroggy Side note: I don't know what these veggie things are that you speak of, but they sound evil 😈

@kickfroggy This only leaves me with more questions than answers like: What's an Ovia? And what is a chihuahua or a papaya? While I somehow have Twitter I don't have access to Wikipedia. Also what's a Wikipedia?

Today @BabyQuadling is apparently the size of 2 plates of beignets...also now I really want beignets

@kickfroggy These are the things I ponder as I float around waiting for my big day

@kickfroggy I am also just as sweet 😊 Side note: What kind of unit of measure is a plate of beignets, like how big is normal plate beignets? How many beignets does it include? How much does it weigh? How big is the plate itself? Also what's beignet?

Dear parents, As a baby and your child will I be introduced to the world of hockey? Also I'm told it's cool to use this hash tag right now #ALLCAPS

@quadling @bluknight Seriously? I'm not even born yet and I'm already just the kid? I'm right here dad!

@bluknight @BabyQuadling But, I don't have any soul to spare for the kid!!!

@babyquadling you'll come into the world just like @quadling... bald and yelling. :P