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@cantcomputer Is she ok? I’m not going to ask about the guy. I assume you didn’t call anyone, especially 811.

RIP to the dude that told my wife to calm down and put her husband on the phone 😂

@jackunheard You do know that’s illegal, right?

🚨IT’S OFFICIAL! President Trump confirms he’s actively working on an executive order requiring voter ID and full proof of citizenship for all U.S. elections. “We’d like to have voter ID. We’d like to have proof of citizenship. We’re working on that!”

@robertgraham So the ice agents are actually doing legitimate work? Huh. Color me surprised. Don’t get me wrong. Decades ago, when I was a cop, I worked with them and they were professional. The new breed….hmmmm

Just went through Atlanta airport security. No lines. These ICE agents have replaced TSA agents. Remember: the press goes to the airport at peak times and point their cameras at the longest lines. This gives you a distorted view of what's really going on.

@robertgraham I mean, to be clear, no other president had anybody worried enough about them that they had to take a cognitive test, much less three times

Also, I'm not crazy, I have a signed certificate from my psychiatrist proving that. No other President ever had a certificate proving they weren't crazy.

@robertgraham Bullcrap, you can’t get a cert proving a negative!!! :).

@HackingDave @cantcomputer @grok Now that’s a good boss!!! Bravo!

@quadling @cantcomputer @grok We have a Gran Siesta room that has a massage chair at HQ 😅 I'm supportive of naps.

Nailed it

@cantcomputer @HackingDave @grok I mean. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Trustedsec just moved to siesta work hours, it would seem. Right?

@HackingDave @grok does this research suggest that I should take naps during the work day?

@cantcomputer Works, works efficiently, works securely, works auditably, works with error correction so when it doesn’t work you understand why, works with integrations, the modifiers matter. :)

is it really bad code if it works?

@PressSec What’s shameful is a govt official being partisan. Do your job. Do it right.

In the middle of the night while most Americans were asleep, the United States Secret Service acted quickly and decisively to neutralize a crazy person, armed with a gun and a gas canister, who intruded President Trump’s home. Federal law enforcement are working 24/7 to keep our country safe and protect all Americans. It’s shameful and reckless that Democrats have chosen to shut down their Department.

@ACTBrigitte So underage is mandatory for you?

Bad Bunny will be least watched NFL Halftime Show in US History. I will be watching Kid Rock.

@RayRedacted There will be good things to post. Hugs.

@windscribecom @GoalieGuy1965 But do you wear overpants?

@GoalieGuy1965 What exactly are you gonna cover? We already wear underpants.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: The Dutch authorities, without a warrant, just seized one of our VPN servers saying they'll give it back after they "fully analyze it". Windscribe uses RAM disk servers so the only thing the authorities will find is a stock Ubuntu install. The bigger worry is the unredacted Epstein files we had on there...

This just in! The Russian puppet Eric Daugherty says more nonsense!!

@gaughen @robertgraham Because she is allergic to non-maga truth. Maga is god, maga is all. That’s why they’re sick in the head.

Why can't Karoline Leavitt just answer a fucking question instead of scolding reporters for not participating in her little make-believe world? "Does the president believe in the Second Amendment?" "The president believes pixie farts will cure global warming, and that goblins are the reason jobs numbers are down, and you're a BAD PERSON for doubting MY TRUTH."

@SandyyReadz @allenanalysis You are, perhaps wrong? The disapproval of trump and his policies is more than half. Therefore, you do not have a majority. Stats!

@allenanalysis The Commies are out in full force....They are still a tiny minority...The majority, Real Americans, want ICE to get all these foreign invaders out of our country

Utah said we’re not waiting for permission. 24 hours notice and people still FLOODED the streets in solidarity with Minnesota.

@kevinnbass Or…maybe ice starts more shit there? Omg! You Have fallen prey to a classic blunder. The most famous of which is not to start a land war in Asia, but in your case, it’s you need to learn stats and bias!!!

I am horrified. I cannot believe it. I analyzed public databases and media reporting on violent confrontations with ICE over the past year. Just 9 counties accounted for TWO-THIRDS of violent confrontations with ICE in America. This is twice all violent confrontations in the remaining 3,134 counties COMBINED. A violent confrontation in these 9 counties was 590 TIMES more likely than any of these other 3,134 counties. 590 times. I plotted these 9 counties, and I found that all 9 counties are sanctuary jurisdictions run by Democrat politicians that resist immigration law enforcement. These violent confrontations are RARE in states and cities where local officials cooperate with law enforcement.

@TheTruthIN3D @LangmanVince This is a fantastic reality check. Thank you

Here’s the problem with that comparison: it’s built on half-truths, loaded language, and outright omissions designed to force a conclusion instead of earn one. Let’s clean it up. Ashley Babbitt Yes, she was unarmed. She was also actively breaching a barricaded doorway leading directly to members of Congress during an ongoing evacuation. She ignored repeated commands to stop and was climbing through a smashed window into a secured space. The officer who shot her was cleared after investigation because the shooting met the legal standard for use of force under those specific circumstances. That’s not “celebrated by Democrats.” It was investigated, ruled lawful, and largely treated as tragic but legally justified. Many Democrats explicitly said her death was tragic while still condemning the insurrection she was participating in. Now the other case (the Minneapolis shooting you’re referencing): The claim that he was “resisting arrest” is disputed by video evidence. Multiple videos show him filming, being pepper-sprayed, subdued, and on the ground. The firearm was holstered, legally carried under a concealed-carry permit, and never drawn or pointed in the footage. He was shot after being subdued, with officers backing away and firing multiple rounds. There has not yet been a completed independent investigation, and even federal officials are contradicting one another on basic facts. Calling someone “armed” because they lawfully possess a holstered weapon while restrained is doing a lot of dishonest work for you. By that standard, millions of Americans are “armed” every day, including many of the people cheering this shooting. So here’s the part you don’t want to confront: In the Babbitt case, process happened: investigation first, conclusions after. In this case, people rushed to justify the killing before an investigation, dismissed video evidence, and argued it “doesn’t even matter whether it was justified.” That’s the difference. Not party. Process. And one more thing you’re quietly smuggling in: “Guess which one Democrats celebrated” That’s a lie by implication. What actually happened is that some people refused to martyrize an insurrectionist, while others are now demanding blind loyalty to federal agents even if the shooting was unlawful. If your position is: “Unarmed people can be shot if they’re breaking the law” and “People with guns should be able to carry them legally without fear of execution” Then congratulations, you’ve just exposed your own contradiction. You don’t get to scream Second Amendment on Monday and summary execution on Tuesday. This isn’t about Democrats vs Republicans. It’s about whether the state has to justify killing someone. If you think the answer is “no,” just say that. But don’t pretend this meme is anything other than propaganda dressed up as morality.

The woman on the left was unarmed and over 10 feet away from a capital police officer when she was shot and killed The man on the right was armed with a loaded handgun and was resisting arrest when he was shot and killed. Guess which on Democratic Politicians celebrated

@LitMoose You are an expert!!!