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@EbeyNezer1 @LASHYBILLS I don’t care if my child did that to any of my animals I would do the same!! Cuz guess what that was my money that bought the PS5 not his!!

@LASHYBILLS Because of a fucking cat This is torture

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

@Fatima_Khatun01 @bennyjohnson Because u can’t impeach a president when he hasn’t committed a crime or went against the constitution. Lol go back to school and read ur history!

Everybody stop what you’re doing and listen to this 🤣 I’m howling. JD VANCE: “The president looks over at me, puts the foreign leader on mute and says, ‘This is not going very well.’ And he presses the red button.” “My eyes get really big, And I'm like, ‘Mr. President, you know what just happened?’ And he looks at me and he goes: ‘Nuclear. Nuclear.’” “And two minutes later, a guy walks in with a Diet Coke. And he looks back at me and he says, it wasn't nuclear. It's just the Diet Coke button.”

@DefiantLs If that happened to me that seal can stay on my boat as long as they want. I’ll even give it fish if it wants.

The seal is like: "Nope."

@MilaLovesJoe You have to speak English to do truck driving. There is sooo much paperwork and sign reading and safety procedures

Who voted for this?

@EndWokeness They are literally complaining about wearing dark clothes and yet they are literally wearing it

Baristas walk off on the job to resist the new dress code at Starbucks

@GarbageHuman24 Always chimpin' out.

Sean’s being all serious when it comes to Evelien.

You’re not allowed to defend yourself anymore. Politicians like AOC will call you a racist and summon a lynch mob.

A new law in California requires the state to pay $140 for every day spent behind bars once a citizen is found not guilty of a crime they were wrongfully imprisoned for. 2 men were just release after 17 years and the state owes them $900,000 each.

Yesterday, 162 Democrats voted to allow illegal aliens to vote in elections in Washington D.C. Ridiculous. Only AMERICANS should vote in AMERICAN elections.

My god… HE FLEXED AGAIN

Pfizer: We need to pause advertising on Twitter to see how @elonmusk moderates hate speech Also Pfizer: How much to sponsor the Satanic performance at the Grammys? Watch until the end👇 twitter.com/ada_lluch/stat…

Our own Nicolas Cage's latest movie, "Massive Talent", released in Japan on 3/24. Nick is great, but Pedro Pascal in this movie is great too! Everyone should watch it.🙏🫶👍🙆‍♂️

God of War Ragnarök

Proof of concept for a possible #GameGrumps animated short. Arin screaming with a complete deadpan Dan made me laugh waaay harder than it should of 😂 from the 10 minute power hour where they went to Disneyland @egoraptor @GameGrumps @ninjasexparty

Same energy 🤭😭 @iamcardib

To anyone who thinks I get really good emails. I do not. I get sent brand deals for Dick Crocs. Crocs made out of recycled dildos 😂

Hardest photo of 2022