The Bachelor Critic

Nevermind! He’s hilarious! #GoldenBachelorette

Joan’s story had me and the wifey sobbing messes. RIP to her husband, sounded like a good dude. I’m fortunate to have had a curable cancer, but the toll is real. Cancer sucks. #GoldenBachelorette

@bachstreetgirl He’s the coolest

Making all these men stay up until the AM?!? Hello, 911 I’d like to report elderly abuse #TheGoldenBachelorette #goldenbachelorette

I already don’t care for Jack. If you can’t sing like Frank, don’t even try. #GoldenBachelorette

@notjnar Been a while Gene! Glad to see you still tweeting. Keep tweeting recs, I’ll read.

gonna start tweeting my movie opinions into the void since no one in my life cares. first up: the substance. still thinking abt it … one of the craziest, wildest, most horrifying rides. u gotta see it & it must be in theaters!!! the last act deserves audience reaction in person

So many of these dudes are jacked!!! I need to work on my biceps… #TheGoldenBachelorette

@Millsy11374 DO IT

Clearly #Bachelornation wants #GoldenParadise #TheGoldenBachelorette

Actually watching #TheGoldenBachelorette for real and love Kim and love Chock’s name lol

Pascal live look #TheGoldenBachelorette

Everyone, we have a late entrant to the show, a soon-to-be-retiree who is looking for love and ice cream #TheGoldenBachelorette

All of these men are the perfect age to run for president of the United States #TheGoldenBachelorette

Cameraman be like #TheGoldenBachelorette

Unintentional double meaning lol 🤣

When the men are not up to Rose’s standards #TheGoldenBachelorette

Hey y’all! Dusting off the account. Hope you’re doing great! I haven’t watched anything in so long…I went back to school and dealt with cancer and also have been raising my three kiddos. Thinking about giving Golden Bachelorette a shot. Anyway just wanted to reintroduce myself!

@words_by_ljj I can’t wait to start. It’s felt so stale for so long.

So with a third kid, ongoing cancer stuff, plus general life craziness, I'd basically abandoned this poor Twitter/X/whateverTF moonboy calls it...but now that Golden Bachelor has come out, I kinda have to tweet about it?? It won't be live but I'm excited to start!

I’m so out of touch with #TheBachelorette or any of the shows (thanks, three little kids) but my friend James is making me wanna watch