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Dan
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Guilty. @Ibra_official spent the week verbally toasting himself and crushing @MLS. He then went out and scored all 3 goals for @LAGalaxy to beat biggest rival @LAFC. That is poetry. That is entertainment. That is a star. That is a legend. Inject this tedium into my veins.
Miguel Delaney@MiguelDelaney
2019 and there are still people who don’t find Zlatan’s act immensely tedious.
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Behold... the footage of my earthquake set 😱I go from trying to pump up the crowd, to comforting the crowd, to going into jokes as we were hit w/ the 7.1 magnitude earthquake
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@TimJDillon @andrewschulz I probably wouldn’t make the effort, I already have Netflix
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If I’m Eddie Murphy, Id film my own special and put it on pay per view. He’d make WAY more than the $70 million Netflix is offering. He’d make $500 million easily. He’s bigger than a Mayweather fight by far.
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Finally some real clarity on something I’ve seen......NEVER!!!!
🤨🤪🤯
The IFAB@TheIFAB
New: LAW CHANGES 2019/20 ⚽️ Goalkeepers cannot score by throwing the ball directly into the opponents’ goal – if they do, a goal kick is awarded to the opposing team. ➡️ Download the official app and keep up to date with changes bit.ly/LawsAppAndroid bit.ly/LawsApp_iOS
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Best championship trophies...
1. Stanley Cup
2. Masters jacket
3. Claret Jug
4. Men’s Wimbledon
5. Heisman
6. Women’s Wimbledon
7. Ryder Cup
8. Larry O’Bee
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@TaylorTwellman I took a bow leaning towards my phone to squint at this CCTV footage...
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@ryenarussillo Relegation except the 4 worst NBA teams play in the NFL the following season and vice versa
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@DarrenTrautmann @Deadspin True... Sonics drafted 2 MVPs, then lost the team.
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@Deadspin Easier solution. Don't move a team from the fastest growing metropolitan area to a truck stop in the middle of nowhere. Then not every player will want to leave. All 10 of those draft picks won't want to live in Oklahoma City.
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@Deadspin The draftees for the 2026 draft are in 7th grade and are 12-13 years old. Think about that. Seems odd to me.
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@TennesseeJosh Drunk later “wow where’d all this extra cash come from? Next rounds on me, boys!!”
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I posted this a week ago and now Russell Westbrook may be on the move
Tom Haberstroh@tomhaberstroh
Of the 24 All-Stars who played in the 2017 All-Star game, only 8 haven't switched teams. Stephen Curry Draymond Green Klay Thompson James Harden Russell Westbrook Giannis Antetokounmpo Kyle Lowry John Wall (And 2 of the 8 may not play next season due to injury)
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@GolicAndWingo Gotta go with Bo Jackson.
Dominant, once in a lifetime American built talent.
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If you could pick ANY athlete (past or present) to represent America, who would it be?
Why?
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Rumor: Are the Lakers frontrunners to sign Carmelo Anthony? wp.me/p14QT0-3Gns
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@JeffreyWriter @BillSimmons True, but having huge stars injured and not playing in late rounds of the playoffs has to cost the league money/ratings, I’d imagine
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@BillSimmons I can’t see it ever changing. They talk about wear and tear but players, owners won’t want to give up any money
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It’s important to remember that they settled on 82 games for no real reason. The right number is 72 (play everyone twice + your conference one extra time). The ten extra games are about wear and tear and greed.
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@alywagner @FOXSoccer You mean we will be at work watching online and on our phones
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Sorry bosses, ain’t no one coming to work on Friday. Plan accordingly.
#USWNT and #LesBleues in Paris. #FIFAWWC19
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