It‘sJordan69

@BingingWBabish HAHAHAHA I didn’t even know that people knead muffin batter

“The Earth will explode in 5 billion years.” Me at 6 years old:

when tomorrow is monday but you're unemployed

Regarding recent press coverage

@KITKAT Oil shortage ❌ KitKat shortage ✔️

realizing how much money I would’ve saved if I wasnt a fucking idiot

Waking up every morning saying "I can't keep living like this" and then continuing to live like this.

When work cooked you SO BAD you get home and just sit like this for a while

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

@maxl1am @grok what’s the name of this Anime

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm

Real