Negative Zero (resurrection)

hey yall, totally new account here looking for about 1,000 friends!

@janeluve_ Batman in da club would be a hard scene tbh

we need more silly batman i think

stop right now and 𝓔𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 nothing can hurt you if you 𝓔𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 freedom is being able to 𝓔𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓷𝓽𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓫𝔂 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯

Fred Flintstoner be like: "YABBA DO A DAB!"

NBA Jam is so fun i wish i was on fire

@fluoridevictim same, removed my fillings one time lol

i used to buy like five of these at once and just create a giant ball of chew in my mouth

youre telling me youre gonna blow this place til the whole kingdom cums?

getting groceries

Yeah im in a bucket so what. How about you mind your business.

washing the black lipstick out of my red panties

@mask_bastard @LRickyyang lmao jeeeeesuschrist

@LRickyyang That’s possible

Why aren’t there more conservative heroes in science fiction and fantasy?

@itsjolyne god damn thats embarrassing

•making fun of the right wing •making fun of the right wing, written by an anarchist •criticism of lawrence of arabia and white saviors, paul kills billions •criticism of the police, set in a horrifying dystopia real question is why cons lack a brain

hey yall, totally new account here looking for about 1,000 friends!

@0live75 yo

good morning oomfies new and old

@lowcortisol Bros first time seeing a woman

Sabrina Carpenter with and without makeup.. she’s a catfish. Don’t be fooled boys

@ClaireGeminiX good, cuz i got this dude following me

I’ll be your bodyguard for today

@RiceRiddler That's not a hobby anymore absolutely soulless

I recently vended at a card show and this kid walks up proudly with a whole binder of Pokémon cards that he wanted offer for trade. I open it up to see every single card nearly penny-sleeved, sorted, and color coordinated with tiny stickers based on value, with a whole explanation of his value system in the front cover. The future of this hobby is bright. 🫡

@estrogendeer LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOO

4 weeks til surgery, I can’t wait!!

@_adrien_lee @Variety honestly.... when people make comments like this I know they're just dumb as shit

@Variety Honestly.... When people say they've NEVER HEARD a Beyoncé or Michael Jackson song I immediately know they either grew up in a cult or they're a January 6th groupie. Cuz how do you not know the hook or chorus of ONE Beyoncé song?

Paul Anthony Kelly when asked what his favorite Beyonce song is: "I don't know. I'm a metal head." #MetGala

@wynriet @Variety lmao classic copypasta

@Variety The way he worded it is simply rude. He could have said “I’m not sure” or “i’ll give her music a listen” but the way he’s stating this is “i hate Beyoncé and what about it.” I dont know paul but i will not take the Beyoncé disrespect

@_pseudonym_dj_ @Variety so because he is at an event that she is the co-chair of, he has to pretend that he actually listens to her music? that seems disingenuous and just kind of stupid, and to what end? to please you specifically? weird

On any other year he wouldn’t have looked as ignorant as he does… Beyoncé is co-chair. She’s on his invitation. No matter how he feels, he could’ve prepared an answer. Men don’t like it when they’re not the main character… thats also why men don’t recognise Beyonce as the greatest regardless of her having achievered way more than Michael Jackson. US metrics by nature are about quantity but this never applies to Beyonce because it would mean the greatest is no longer a man- and Thats why this man behaved that why- misogyny.