Backyard Brett

@nbdyfllwsakilla Respectfully I’m shocked you have a 15 year old lol. But yes, being a parent is hard. Nothing worth doing is easy though

@sondraa Leesss goo jankeeee

Go Yankees

@WisconsinSass You’re on the wrong side of history. You would’ve burned the “witches” alive lol

In this house, when it comes to domestic violence it’s not “innocent until proven guilty” for the sake of a man’s reputation, it’s “start by believing victims” for the sake of survivors.

@JACKCARTER009 The female is the bad guy

Who’s the bad guy??

@RGIII What about verbally berate them when they don’t fall in line?

Real men don’t hit women.

@Cloudy341Blade @captaincaleb18 Guilty or not he will be playing by week 5 latest prob lol

@captaincaleb18 Packers fans gonna say he did nothing wrong

Well Jacobs career is over

@MatthewMKE98 Jayden Reed plays the Ty Montgomery role

Let’s play hypothetical purposes here and say Josh Jacobs misses the upcoming season due to the allegations Where do the Packers turn at RB? You can’t go into the season with Lloyd and Brooks Do they call about Kamara?? Free agent market? Who else is out there?

@Peter_Bukowski He’ll be playing Week 1 lol

An extremely ugly situation

@james_xond 27

Trying to prove a point. How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?

@uscfan981 Has to be a shortstop people. A-Rod.

Who ya got?

@yanksphiIs Nah he tweakin

bryce harper with the most abominable toothpaste application i've ever seen

@90syankskid They never lose when you’re there 👀

Yankee Stadium of the Midwest 📍 #repbx

@uncledoomer Drywall contractor is cooking the framer needs to be shot

be honest guys, should I shoot my drywall contractor in the fucking head?

@Linds_aaaay Some of the comments on this one have me cackling

Happy Memorial Day ❤️

@SleeperMets Only team worse in the NL is the Rockies please sit this out until further notice

This might be worse…. Idk tho

@swillysports Couldn’t have said it better myself

@BackyarddBrett garbage caca poo poo

Big Baseball would be so pissed about this

@braves2430 @TerribleTerry83 Reggie Jackson played 5 seasons with the Yankees…

@TerribleTerry83 I would have Munson over Arod

Thoughts? I think it is pretty solid for the most part.

@PatMcAfeeShow @MrsMcAfeeShow Congrats to the McAfees!

Please help @MrsMcAfeeShow, Mackenzie, and I welcome Midas Robert McAfee to our family.. Due to Samantha having a high risk pregnancy and severe preeclampsia, the decision was made to have an emergency C-Section on Friday night. Baby boy officially entered the world on May 22nd at 10:42PM as a 6lb 6oz screaming young legend… 10 Toes, 10 Fingers, full head of hair. Literally in his first moments of life, Midas was working... He was able to get his O2 Levels high enough to be able to come hang with us in our room and because of that we got to do all of the immediate magical newborn moments.. Skin to skin, 10,000 kisses, tons of love, all of that.. inevitably, since he came into the world at 36 Weeks (40 is full term), he had to develop his lungs a little bit more, get some fluid out of him, and adjust a bit to life outside of Sam’s stomach.. So, he was sent to the NICU to help the transition from the womb to the world. As mom was recovering like a badass from the mind boggling C-Section surgery, little dude was DAHN the hall.. They put a CPAP on our guy, a feeding tube, and put him in a heated pod with a heating lamp to help him develop a bit more. There wasn’t much I could do other than bring positive vibes as I bounced back and forth between the 2. Watching Samantha battle thru her recovery has been nothing short of inspiring, WE APPRECIATE YOU @MrsMcAfeeShow, I will be sure that our kids will know how much you went thru for them.. And every time I went and saw boy, I couldn’t help but fantasize about what his life could become.. So many dreams and opportunities waiting for this young stud. We had a sneaky suspicion that he was a dawg and a fighter but, it is a bit scary to see your baby hooked up to so many “very serious” things.. He ended up staying roughly 36 hours in the NICU before being released back to our room… a FULL CELEBRATION occured. We’ve been floating around this room.. sleeping and burping and feeding and changing diapers ever since. We’re looking to get back home to our 3 year old baby girl today or tomorrow. We can’t wait for her to meet her baby brother.. Her grandparents have been doing a PHENOMENAL job of keeping her informed and also distracted while we’ve been living in this hospital.. we are VERY THANKFUL for them. The name “Midas” has been the name I’d hoped to name my baby boy, if I was to ever have kids, since my Freshman year of high school when Mrs Nonnenberg (RIP Legend) taught me about Greek Mythology.. Like most, when you come from not a lot, the thought of everything you touch becoming gold was certainly an immediate draw for me but in this world that we live in, gold can only come from working your ass off, getting lucky, and having great folks around you. The name is perfect for the boy that Sam and I would like to raise. He will be an asset to society, he will treat folks right, and he will work his ass off to help his community achieve their own form of “gold.” “Robert” is a tribute to Samantha’s dad and best friend.. A man that we lost way too soon a couple of years back and will now live on forever thru Mighty Midas. Midas will know his grandfather thru our stories and pictures.. and we know Bob will be looking out for Midas for all of time. So on this Memorial Day we say Thank You to those who gave everything to this country that we call home.. and we will use their stories as guidance for our young boy about a life lived right. We Love You Midas… Welcome to the McAfee family. We will do everything we can for you, brother. p.s. Midas has already watched the closest Indy 500 of all time. The Vegas Golden Knights HUGE game 3 comeback… AND of course, Top Gun Maverick.

@_HistoryNerd Jimmy Kimmel sucks

Kevin Hart on the time he outsmarted his mom (and paid the price): On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kevin Hart was asked about his high school basketball days. Turns out, just getting to tryouts required a full criminal mastermind operation. Kevin played four years of varsity, but making the team almost didn't happen. His school was two hours away by public transportation, and tryouts started at 6:00 AM, which meant leaving home at 4:00 AM. His mom shut it down immediately. As Kevin recalls her saying: "You're not leaving our house at 4:00 AM to go try out for a basketball team. There's all types of crazy people out here, I'm not sending my son on public transportation at that time." But Kevin wanted it bad. So he came up with a plan: "Because I'm such a genius, I decided to take all the clocks in the house and set all of the clocks forward." Every single one. VCRs, watches, wall clocks, everything. When it was really 4:00 AM, the clocks said 6:00 AM. He woke his mom up acting like it was time for work, and out the door they went into the dark. The plan worked. Kevin made it to tryouts. Then came the consequences. "Midway through the day, I remember being in class… I remember a head popping in the window. And it was my mom. And my mom, she's just biting her lip." The teacher told him his mother wanted to see him. Kevin begged him to come along. No luck. "All I heard her say was, you had me get to work two hours early! Bop! Wasn't nobody else in the office but me! She beat me all the way home. Every bus we got on she hit me… I think I got whooped for 3 and 1/2 hours straight." The kicker? He made the team. And he was happy about it. When Jimmy asked what the lesson was, Kevin didn't even try to spin it: "I'm going to be honest with you. There was no lesson in that one."