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@soumitrashukla9 Not a bot........................ Entire nation is retarded

The number of low quality bots this has attracted is quite interesting

@RossKneeDeep Yous sound stupid

That's exactly what he's done.

@Oilfield_Rando Winning......

In just 16 months, I went from unmarried road gypsy to a churchgoing married homeowner expecting a child, grilling for everyone at the family get together. Still on the road a lot, but that’s ok. Feels good man.

@kim_chee27 "Them", it's always "Them".

Anyone wanna play "Guess The Demographic"?

@BadgedPatriot I was 10, watching my 3 year old brother..................... He does have a scar on his forehead to prove it.....

A neighbor called 911 to report a 12 yr old girl home alone with her 6 yr old brother. I went to the door of the 12 yr old & knocked & initially she didn't answer the door. I then announced myself & she did. I spoke to the girl for about 5 min & in doing so determined in my mind that she was mature enough that she could safely handle being there alone with her brother. I went to speak to the complainant & the woman disagreed that the two kids shouldn't be there alone. She said kids are kids & should never be left at home much less one child watching another child. She demanded I get child services out to investigate the parents. I advised the woman I'd make no such call to child services, my investigation was done, & if she wanted to file a complaint with child services she could & I'd gladly speak to them & advise of my findings. She then slammed the door in my face & started shouting from inside that cops are worthless. 🫤 I returned to my cruiser to leave & she was looking out her blinds at me so, as I pulled out, I waved & tapped my air horn to enjoy a nice community policing encounter as I left 😁👮‍♂️🚔

@LibertyCappy The retard that was left back 4 years

I don't know that fifth guy might be cold though 😎

@_BasedCow_ Push the retards out !!!!

Remember - it's never over.

@tokyo_111 African slop account Blocked

My grandfather worked 40 years at one company got a pension of $2,800/month for life + healthcare until he died. He’s been retired 30 years, collected $1.008 million in pension payments. I’m 28, been at my job 6 years, have $47k in my 401k. If I retire at 67, it lasts until 82 if I’m lucky. He retired at 62. I’ll work until I die.

@ChitownKid5 My favorite part was when Mayor Daley told people not to wear furcoats.......

My electricity on my block went out for 3dys, couldn’t light candles, it was too hot, step out the shower, u were instantly dry, we broke night with the neighbors each day on the front porch watching the hot sun come up. Brutal! Over 500 ppl died that week.

@MusicJim2 Not just a Funk Railroad, but a GRAND Funk Railroad !!!!

Grand Funk Railroad 🎩🪄We’re An American Band (1973) With a classic intro from John Rambo, turning this into a full-blown Memorial Day rock anthem. One of the great hard rock party tracks of the ‘70s, driven by Don Brewer’s vocals and that legendary cowbell #MemorialDay🇺🇸

@Asst_to_the_RM That hurts.........................

KBR didn’t do their job & drank water from the Tigris

@TMZ TMZ= Wankers

If you needed a reminder that fans are not always priority No. 1 -- turn to Russell Crowe -- cause the guy was absolutely not having it outside of his Paris hotel. 🎥 Backgrid

@_Papa_Joe_ What do you say??

@PooWorldOrderr GM Lizard fuckers !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning saaaaars!

@MatthewModine Gotta be the guy to say it................ Never understood the "genius" of Kubrick..........

I love them all, but I think THE SHINING and FULL METAL JACKET might be more accessible - especially for those who’ve never experienced a Kubrick film before.

@MussabAliJC Good Stop interfering with a legal action

We were all just pepper sprayed by ICE.

@HGACinema All time top 10 movie.................

The iconic ending in The Best Years of Our Lives (1946), directed by William Wyler. For his performance as Homer Parrish, Harold Russell became the only actor to win two Academy Awards for the same role. The Academy Board of Governors thought he was a long shot to win, so they gave him an honorary award “for bringing hope and courage to his fellow veterans through his appearance”. Later in the ceremony, he won for Best Supporting Actor at the 19th Academy Awards held on March 13, 1947.

@drterrysimpson Geez, that is a stupid take

Yes odd he was fine before the police officer held him down -

@DuszaLukasz "Ghetto Riots"

Teen takeover is unfolding at North Avenue beach. As of 9:20pm, a group of 100+ youth are running around, lakefront paths are impassable. Per radio, a group of teens attacked a man at State/Division; and a woman was hit in the face at LSD/Elm. #ChicagoScanner

@Ade_Dohyeen 35 years........ I want my own room...

My parents slept in separate rooms my whole childhood. I asked my dad about it once. He said they made a deal early because my mum snores and he tosses. He said they sat down one evening and talked it through like a business meeting. His words. He said the first night apart they both slept like babies. He said they were happier than they had ever been. He never told people. Because when he said separate rooms they said oh I'm sorry. He said he was never sorry. He was just tired of explaining that love does not have to mean sharing a blanket. They are still married 39 years later.