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@baumgaji @jameszimmermann Hardcastle.........

@jameszimmermann Early/mid 80s had great TV theme songs.

“MacGyver” was one of those shows with a theme song that perfectly encompassed the essence of the main character. It starts suspensefully with a sense of dread then explodes triumphantly like MacGyver always did. Watching this show as a boy made me believe ingenuity would be enough to save you in any situation – doesn’t get any more wholesome than that.

@ingelramdecoucy Philly has the worst fans, no contest

Watching the MLB All Star Game, the crowd in Philadelphia appeared to be vigorously booing nearly every player who doesn’t play for the Philly’s. Just a horrendous fanbase from a horrible city

@Chicago_Goofies And the fat cow filmed herself for clicks

She ate the entire steak, finished every side that came with it, and then said she wasn’t paying because the steak “wasn’t good.” If it really wasn’t good, why didn’t you send it back after the first few bites instead of cleaning the plate?

@ClaudesBBQ I care more about your chickens than any illegal....

I care more about my chickens, than I do any illegal or their families.

@Ilovenostalgia "12"

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hot was Farrah Fawcett in the ‘70s?

SMC calls for Ohio BBQ !!!!!!!!!

@therealDeFlock Hey, about a 99% chance , this one is DOWN !!!!

@steelerfanaticx @ingelramdecoucy @BulwarkOnline Any time I see his frog, I click because it's going to be worth it

@ingelramdecoucy @BulwarkOnline Honest question. How does it make you feel that 90 percent of your likes come from people liking your stuff before even knowing what you're frogging?

Lindsey Graham could have turned against Trump. Instead, he helped bring him back to power, betting that Trump’s endorsement would secure him another term. Then his aorta ruptured, and death denied him the prize for which he had sacrificed his integrity.

@Punchy_Playz All of them.....................

You walk into a restaurant and see this…. what are you doing?

@Hope1621 @VinnyMartorano @cbsaustin That's why you can't compare civilian shootings to police shootings............

@VinnyMartorano @cbsaustin although justified.. I'll still never agree with the over kill! if we shoot someone in self defense & continued to shoot like that, the self defense part would no longer stand. We'd be behind bars

This is officer-worn body camera footage from the shooting. The red arrow that shows up when the video slows down, points to a flashlight that was attached to the suspect’s gun which was pointed at officers before they fired a combined 17 rounds at Diaz. @cbsaustin

@NHGrassFed Com'on man !!! Your wife should still be able to stack on the rack !!

The children are all grown and moved away - just me and the wife - love that kicker!!!

@easemymind73 @dipBROmat NO !!!! THEY are going to eat with THEIR fingers...........

@dipBROmat He’s gonna eat that with his fingers, isn’t he?

this looks like that weird chart that helps you figure out whats wrong with your pet based on the way their shit looks

@ingelramdecoucy Eh, there's a high probability that my back neighbors could be shitting in my garden........

One of the nice things about having your own garden is that you know what you’re eating, where it came from, and how it was handled. This outbreak sounds like it’s more of an issue for the landless urbans, so I’m gonna call it “God’s Judgement”

@KatyinIndy Pretty much, YUP !!!!

Unless you are announcing an end to all immigration, and the start of the largest deportation operation in history… Americans don’t give a shit what you have to say!!!

@TonyDocPotter I love the "sporadically waking up to sheer terror".

The system shut down!😁

@Baking_Biscuits We can't live with them, not compatible with the civilized world......

My Tipping Point: When my son first joined the military I posted on Facebook how proud I was of him when he graduated. A muslim woman whom I was connected via FB went off the rails on me and wished death to my son, his team, me, my other sons and whole family. I felt she was a serious threat. Her visceral hate was strong. I'd block her and another goat fucker would pop up making threats. I had to remove all photos of my children and lock my account and step back from what I was doing because it put me in public. So, yeah, I do have a big fucking problem with these invaders.

@OrwellDay WHOMP WHOMP !!!!

We're getting better at this! Flock camera in Taylor County stolen and cut down before it was ever used, sheriff says

@CyborgPeds So what? What does the Heiress say????

Just met the girl #4 is seeing. I’m very impressed.

@nmlinguaphile "technology"

The Dakota fire hole system was named after the Dakota Native American people who developed the technology centuries ago. The system originated in today's North and South Dakota, Wisconsin and Minnesota. It was designed to combat the constant wind that blew over the Plains, and to prevent prairie fires which would scare off the bison. The Dakota fire pit was made up of two holes, a bigger and a smaller one which were connected by a tunnel. The fire was lit in the bigger hole, and the tunnel provided a constant feed of fresh oxygen into the fire, making for an almost smokeless fire. Since the fire was underground and protected from the elements, it was concealed and burned much hotter, making it ideal for stealth camping and cooking. The only downside to the Dakota fire pit is that it needs to be built on rich and firm soil, as it is almost impossible to make one in frozen, sandy or heavy soil. The Dakota had the benefit of living in the grassy North American Plains, where the soil was ideal for the Dakota fire pit.

@BrassKickerLLC Da, Russian Submarine !!

Da*n boating accidents