Lisa || Bad Time Stories

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories

@BadTStories

Writer, narrative designer, dungeon master #IlsaFaustDeservesBetter

refuelling the clown train Katılım Mart 2022

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·23 Kas

For some reason, I've been feeling like returning to the world of Dragon Age, to the old idea that I had about the retelling of the Inquisition with the Hero of Ferelden as a major player. It's gonna be a long one. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/74609151 via @ao3org

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·5h

it looks like Alicent is pushing Helaena off, which, given how Helaena's story goes, is certainly a choice

gigi 🍃@sapphosz

got the new piece of #HOTD poster for season 3 of helaena targaryen and alicent hightower!!!! tune in june 21st on HBO max

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·6h

@SophiaNarwitz The Rhuidean episode was great, WoT fans can watch it without watching the rest of the show. And they did try to fix their mistakes later on, especially in s3. But they screwed up in the beginning and along with another Amazon fantasy abomination it spelled the WoT show's doom

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Narwitz@SophiaNarwitz·13h

Its very existence was the crime. Terrible adaptation.

BIG DADDY@Bigdaddyvinz_

This show being canceled is still one of the biggest TV crimes… it felt like the next Game of Thrones.

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·7h

@nightIancer There are rumours that the ghost of Achilles is going to show up and he's played by Elliot Page, so...

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e. ⭑ 𓄹@nightIancer·20h

Every day I wake up and thank god that Nolan chose the odyssey to subject to this tomfoolery and not the Iliad 🩵 achilles you are safe 🩵

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan's ‘THE ODYSSEY’. “No one can stand between me and home - not even the Gods.”

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·4d

Can you imagine *this* being your bar for adaptation quality and still fumbling it every time? Jeez Hope the new one breaks the curse

God Empress of Mankind@nuhre_

I think the Milla Jovovich Resident Evil movies will go down in history as the ones that had the best cast and characterization out of any attempts at a Resident Evil adaptation.

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·5d

@LittleKnownPL @MolkaIsGood Assimilated/integrated or not, immigrants are still immigrants. It's in the definition of the word: those people moved to a different country than they were born in. I should know, I am one

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LittleKnownPoland@LittleKnownPL·6d

@BadTStories @MolkaIsGood The word is integrate. If they assimilated - and I'm not saying they have to - your last sentence wouldn't apply.

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Christian Usagi@MolkaIsGood·6d

Immigrants in Poland explaining what they like in Poland: "Oh yeah, Poland's great, it doesn't have too many immigrants"

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·28 Nis

@ConsoomerLs Company names should NOT be censored in those kinds of posts. Show them to the world. Shame them into oblivion.

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Corporate Absurdity@ConsoomerLs·27 Nis

Whoops, looks like HR forgot to personalize the template!

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·27 Nis

Oh look, yet another person who forgot that Daemon's daughter is betrothed to Rhaenyra's son and thus would be queen, so "our children would rule" is entirely justified sentiment

soph 🇵🇸@sunfyred

remember when people got mad at me for stating the obvious: that daemon doesn't give a shit about those strong boys and always intended for only his sons to inherit?

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·23 Nis

@Knight10293847 There is a limit to how often you can do it, though. This particular approach works only if *most* things considered to be true are, in fact, true. Otherwise, when everything becomes a "gotcha" and nothing is true, a story gets boring real fast. That's precisely the issue with DA

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Knight1029384756@Knight10293847·23 Nis

I do love that in Dragon Age it recognizes that what is considered true often isn't. It all a matter on what people think is true. The Maker is seen as real while the Elven gods aren't. This is disproving in Dragon Age: Inquisition. Opening up new possibilities and escalations.

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·18 Nis

@nuhre_ Same goes for Hero of Ferelden, in case they survive the events of DAO. They clearly should've at least appeared in the Inquisition. It would be so interesting to see how the Architect would react to Corypheus

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God Empress of Mankind@nuhre_·18 Nis

I’ll never forget what BioWare did to my boy the Architect. The first sentient darkspawn we encounter in Dragon Age: Origins – Awakening. He modified the Taint, severed the Old Gods’ call, created thinking, speaking darkspawn, and essentially founded an entirely new form of life in Thedas. This is a character who fundamentally rewrites everything we know about darkspawn, the Blights, and the nature of the Taint… and then we never hear from him again. You’re telling me the guy who: • created sentient darkspawn (the Disciples) • altered the Taint itself • introduced the possibility of coexistence instead of endless Blights ...just disappears from a series built on those exact concepts? How do you introduce a character with world-altering implications like that and then do nothing with him.

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·18 Nis

@queam3 Left with the Hero of Ferelden, that's why they're both missing

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queam🇸🇴 is playing datv@queam3·18 Nis

Corypheus this, Corypheus that. Man where the hell did the architect go

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·17 Nis

@nonregemesse The problem with Dany's later-season brows isn't even colour, I have a natural blonde friend that I've known since childhood, and she has dark eyebrows naturally. It's how they were styled in a very modern way, which threw the whole look off

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🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛@nonregemesse·16 Nis

I’m not sure

данон@uredmndmb

МНЕ НУЖНО, ЧТОБЫ ИХ БРОВИ БЫЛИ БЕЛЫМИ, ПОНИМАЕТЕ? НЕ ЧЕРНЫЕ, НЕ КОРИЧНЕВЫЕ, НЕ РЫЖИЕ. НЕ КАК У ДЕЙНЕРИС В ПОСЛЕДНИХ СЕЗОНАХ. БЕЛЫЕ, КАК У МЕЙКАРА

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·15 Nis

@erenwasrightt @PopBase No, he should be Maegor in the sequel.

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I†ACHI@erenwasrightt·15 Nis

@PopBase We all choosing Henry Cavill for Aegon right ?🔥

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Pop Base@PopBase·15 Nis

Who would you cast as Aegon, Visenya, and Rhaenys Targaryen in the upcoming ‘AEGON’S CONQUEST’ film?

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·13 Nis

@ChristinaTasty I don't think it's that he can't do DA It's that a) he's a good hired gun under supervision and terrible head writer & b) times have changed, he believed in himself and his personal bs too much. Ridley Scott's latest Aliens, RTD's return to Doctor Who show the same signs of fall

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Christina Tasty@ChristinaTasty·13 Nis

This just means Patrick Weekes's spiral downwards in writing quality must be studied The reason why Davrin is the only character who isn't a complete idiot is because he shares Garrus's writer, who also did the only good mission in the game where people actually shut the fuck up

Moon Priestess Aurora 🌕🏳️‍⚧️@MoonPaladin

Mass Effect fans that talk shit about "Veilguard writers" are idiots showing their whole ass. Most of those writers worked on ME. The person who wrote Mordin also wrote Taash. Literally learn anything about your fanboy franchise.

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·13 Nis

People need to understand that writing smth good for a game under smb's supervision and approval forces into certain standards& that most writers, if given the reins of a head writer just go off the rails bc there's nobody to stop their bs Which is probs what happened with Weekes

Moon Priestess Aurora 🌕🏳️‍⚧️@MoonPaladin

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·10 Nis

@spin05aurous @_tansies I think that's the point Make their age gap and relationship closer to the original

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spinosaurous cr: affc@spin05aurous·10 Nis

@_tansies Emily Carey played young Alicent. Olivia Cooke is older Alicent

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tansies 🌼@_tansies·10 Nis

Imagine a world where we got one full season with Milly Alcock as Rhaenyra, and Olivia Cooke as Alicent from the start 😞

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·10 Nis

@Shyravenn @diesirate Technically, Aegon was with Daeron, so probably if he's chill with Daeron missing, he just assumed Aegon is with his brother)

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Shy ໒(＾ᴥ＾)७@Shyravenn·10 Nis

@diesirate Mind you, Egg was like 10 and missing 😭 I could see how he could be chill about Daeron LMAO

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elle 🧠⛏️@diesirate·10 Nis

Rewatching Ep 2... Baelor really was too chill about their missing persons case. "They've only been missing a day," said nonchalantly in a nonchalantly nonchalant tone. Bro, those are his kids, are you INSANE slkdjfsdf

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·9 Nis

@nuhre_ ... we're getting one step closer to realising that the problem isn't the engine itself but the people that use it

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God Empress of Mankind@nuhre_·9 Nis

What I wanna know is how Fable looks like UE5 threw up all over it when it’s not even made in UE5. Like… what kind of cursed gift is that??

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·9 Nis

not the Fjord I was expecting

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DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

First look at ‘FJORD’, starring Sebastian Stan and Renate Reinsve. The film follows a Romanian-Norwegian couple who face scrutiny after moving to the wife's remote Norwegian hometown. Premiering at Cannes Film Festival in May.

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Lisa || Bad Time Stories@BadTStories·8 Nis

gods forbid a pregnant woman puts on a comfy coat over her clothes while she's travelling hotd commited many crimes against rhaenyra's wardrobe, but this is not one of them

rin 𖦹@cherryfunked

still can't believe they put the heir to the iron throne in this sack of a dress goodbye

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