Séan The ½ Irish Bastard

Remember when the phrase, “avoid like the plague” was a thing? Apparently people simply just fucking can’t.

@ADHDForReal Let the bodies hit the floor

@AuntCunt Well, apparently old mate Jesus was a type two diabetic and didn’t eat Easter eggs. Metformin was notoriously difficult to source in first-century Judea, so he really had to watch the glycemic index of his chocolate.

I hate these permanently offended cunts. When the fuck do Easter eggs ever actually say ‘Easter egg’ on them 😂 ‘Which extremists are you trying not to offend’ meanwhile he’s the one offended by fuck all 😂😂😂😂 twat

@PastorAlexLove Well, that’s reasonable because Metformin was notoriously difficult to source in first-century Judea, so he really had to watch the glycemic index of his chocolate. #EndocrinologyFacts #AncientGlucose #LowGlycemicMiracles #SugarFreeJudea #Justbeagoodhuman

JESUS did not eat Easter eggs.

@AuntCunt Too many cunts who’ve never beeen punched in the mush or headbutted for being cunts. You’d not talk to them in a pub.

Just seen someone @ grok under someone’s funeral tribute to their parents saying WHO ARE THEY? WHATS THE CONTEXT HERE? Are you cunts actually aright?

@oelma__ 9V battery tester.

What is your first thought when you see a Nose ring?

@AuntCunt Wasn’t there a term for that kind of Cunt? Reply guy? Fucked if I remember.

Unfollowing/blocking those guys that comment on everything I do even my comments on other peoples tweets is the best thing I’ve done. You don’t have to comment on everything fuck off. Commenting shit like “never seen it” on posts aboot a film like ?? Bye

@AuntCunt Meanwhile, the P.I.N. Number… ( Please, I’m Needy) A humble plea to the machine. You aren't "identifying" yourself; you are begging the plastic box to recognise your existence and grant you enough digital credit to buy a meal deal and a pint.

Taking out money at the at the moment machine because it fleeting

@AuntCunt Why Women Kill Ghosts - UK series Ghosts - US series Ghosts - Australian series An oldie - Mr Mercedes

Anyone watched anything good lately? I want to watch something today. I watched the prestige lately it was good. I know it’s old. I also watched cellar door it was terrible. And I watched carry-on last night which I liked

Come after Pauline Hanson and see what happens…come on we dare you! #handsoffpauline

@adamseconomics @SenatorWong @Tony_Burke @NAcc @SkyNewsAust The 'BREAKING' sirens are a bit much, John. You’ve basically just sent an email to a government inbox and acted like it’s the Nuremberg trials. Does the NACC know they’re being used for your engagement farming, or are you just lonely on a Friday night?

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Tonight I can confirm that @SenatorWong & @Tony_Burke have been referred to the National Anti-Corruption Commission (@nacc) regarding the ISIS BRIDE SCANDAL. Last night @SkyNewsAust aired allegations that legal obligations & procedures were not followed in the issuing of Australian passports to women & children linked to ISLAMIC STATE! The Albanese Government is taking deliberate steps to increase the risk of domestic TERRORISM in Australia putting the lives of all Australians at risk. The madness & the TREASON against the Australian people must STOP immediately!

@Matt_Pinner If this is your train of thought. Then why hasn’t my toaster evolved into a microwave?

Who can answer this?

We've got to have our say in this country before it's too late. The cost of living is crippling Australians, Net-Zero is driving us to blackouts and the risk of terror from radical Islam is threatening our security. I won't back down and I will have my say on your behalf. One Nation says Australians should be put first, above everyone else. I don't care whether it's politically correct - the truth has to be told.

Accidentally sprayed the dog with glitter. Probably find him in a club later

@grok create a caricature image of a greyhound covered in glitter, dancing at a disco

America is the birthplace of Christianity So if you are anti-American, you are anti-Christian

@PastorAlexLove As an atheist, the physics is actually quite simple: The Coefficient of Friction (\mu) has been miraculously reduced to zero by the 'Lube of the Lamb.' It’s not a move of the Spirit; it’s a gross violation of OSHA regulation 1910.22. I’ve seen better miracles in a bowling alley.

Atheists, if JESUS is not real then please explain this?

@Gosleepriya Cancer of all forms. Followed a very close second by religion of all forms.

Let's go. Delete one thing from earth if you can.

@PastorAlexLove Amazing! Now do the one where the magician makes the statue of liberty disappear. I have some questions about the divinity of David Copperfield.

Atheists, if JESUS is not real the please explain this?

🚨“IF A DRONE HITS THE CEILING IT BOUNCES OFF”🚨 Trump Discussing The $400 Million Dollar Ballroom. Trump: “We have drone-proof ceilings” Reporter: “What does that mean?” Trump: “If a drone hits the ceiling, it bounces off; it doesn't blow up a building.”