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@NathanpartPrice @MomsPostingLs Gay

@MomsPostingLs Not one guy had a professional picture taken. I do t blame her. No work was put into those profile pictures.

This is what's wrong with modern dating. A low tier woman will reject 100 men, many of which are out of her league in real life.

@jsquit @AllieJade1 Because some of them are used again

@AllieJade1 No idea why they spend so much time pulling the logos up when they can just push them into the pit with the ice and pick them up after it all melts

What happens when hockey season ends, and they don't need the ice surface over the summer? Do you know how it's removed? This is how Ball Arena, where the Colorado Avalanche play their NHL games, removes their ice surface.

@jay92683100 @AllieJade1 @Ikennect Lol

@AllieJade1 @Ikennect Why… isn’t there just a drain in the floor so when the ice melts it just drains then they can just mop up the residual. This seems like overkill. Don’t need all these steps for this project

@hockeyb40028622 @NESN Yeah that really sucked @NESN maybe next time pick someone who actually wants to be there

Hey @NESN enough the with the interviews in the broadcast booth during live game play. Nobody wants it. Talk to them in between periods. RIDICULOUS

@GamewithDave Odd world???????

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why?

@AJC_ryptic @ccmembersonly True

@heatdaddy69420 Haaaaaaaaaaaah

Lying about being in the military is so funny to me but also so insane. They need to have a MilitaryDB so you can look up troops to see if they actually have games played

@The_Big_Chifa_ Based

Who are you calling to defend your life in court?

@Kuriositykills Shut up bitch

I’m a 100% disabled vet…while I served it was common knowledge within my career field that you answer “no” to every question on the mental health screenings (do you know how much of the military apparently has never had alcohol or smoked according to documentation💀) you didn’t seek help because if you did, you couldn’t do your job anymore…(even temporarily) if you couldn’t do your job you were useless…trash…. couldn’t hack it…better off just not being here….(insert massive and growing active duty suicide number here) and yeah that might sound like overkill…when you see someone actually try to get help and then you’re sitting in the room listening to the way leadership refers to them after…it’s no exaggeration. You decide it’s best not to take that route and just gut it. So i compartmentalized and pushed it all aside….i stood over DOAs (dead on arrival) and contemplated lunch/dinner with my coworkers….i wiped human remains off of the bottoms of my shoes and out of the floorboards of my car…i cut down the dead bodies…collected body parts….I carried the bodies of my fiends. Of peoples Children. Fathers. Mothers. I performed CPR on people who would never make it but at least it showed the family that I did EVERYTHING I COULD…I could at least do that much for them….I told families their loved ones were never coming home…. This isn’t even half of it… I didn’t lie on my claim, everything has been documented and diagnosed by medical professionals. It was a long, painstaking, and mentally draining process (a process I’ve gone through twice)….heavy on the mentally draining because breaking the habit of just saying “I’m ok, I’m fine” is something I still struggle with to this day. You see on social media what I allow you to see. I’m not going to show you my worst days I’m not even going to show you my mildly bad days. Is there fraud? Definitely. I’ve seen some people I personally thought were undeserving gain ratings far beyond what they experienced and brag about it…but that was extremely rare…. it’s not some rampant scam….you see me and I look physically fine, normal even? Why? because I’m not missing limbs? I have no scars? I have plenty of friends that are in that position, I can point you in their direction. That doesn’t mean I’m not missing parts of myself…that I don’t have scars…it’s just not as obvious. I’ll never get back the girl who proudly got a cool backpack (I never even used that thing my mom stole it I think) and saw a future for herself when she signed a couple documents and raised her right hand. I would also never take back doing so. If you weren’t willing to raise your hand….learn to shut your mouth.

@derek_debus It’s rampant

Military disability fraud is not rampant. People think it’s rampant because they don’t understand the system, how it’s designed, or how it functions. It’s for sub 1% fraud rates in comp program, which are aggressively investigated and prosecuted by OIG. But idiots on the Internet love spouting off opinions on topic they know nothing about.

@hanaamurakami I get kicked out of places in Nagasaki Fym

As a Japanese person does Trump realize how insensitive that joke was? Japan has paid in full and has been a loyal ally for decades.

@DevilsJointX @Squwearley You can tell because that’s coolant leaking thru, the dark spot is a telltale sign, also you can tell because the red line at the goal is super bright, that means that the Zamboni driver cut the ice way too low as well

The PEE DEE ICE CATS of the #FPHL has their Ownership come out and announce that the game has been cancelled at 8:21 of the 1st Period. An embarrassing announcement is made. #HockeyX @Squwearley

@Timmyternerr @luluHru @grok It’s fake and nothing happened you fucking retarded moron

@luluHru @grok is this real and what happened

Drunk woman forces everyone to deplane! Where do these people come from?

@ThrillaRilla369 Cube steak, shepherd’s Pie, spam

A "poor people food" that you will eat no matter how rich you get

Thanks for taking a few minutes Biz @BizNasty2point0

@sciencegirl Chewing fingernails

People who rarely get sick, What's your secret

@Ravenismeee Wayward pines

Name a cancelled TV show that needs to be brought back

@SaltyBitch_52 This nigga gay

Do you DoorDash? I think it's over priced but most convenient things are but in this guys case, I think the driver was wrong bringing his dog with him.

@lady_valor_07 When going for a job interview ask them what happened to the last person who had the position

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.