BadluckInus

Goes to a party. Shits his pants

Father sells his beetle. Buys him a Smartcar

@BadluckInus goes for a quick nap. Never Wakes Up.

Gets a new maths teacher. Derick Swart

@BadluckInus Walks on the side of the street. Gets misjudged for a prostitute

@BadluckInus Girl looks at him for the first time, gets pink eyes

Father tells him to break a leg in the surf competion. Breaks both legs

Prays for a sunny day. Hurricane Catrina

Nova Zoo. With real animals

Goes to mcdonalds for job application. Underqualified

@BadluckInus goes to virgin active. Puts him in kiddies section!

Finally gets a child. Ginger albino

Gets invited to a party. At mcdonalds

Takes a shower. Drowns.

Asks out the ugliest girl alive. Gets rejected.

Builds courage to send a naked pic. Sends to mom.

Goes to kfc. No more chicken.

@BadluckInus has a mangina

Gets his first pubes. On his back.