liaan ras

You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep yourself from falling off the earth.

@BadluckInus Breaks up with his girl. Still lives with her. Its his sister.

@BadluckInus Walks on the side of the street. Gets misjudged for a prostitute

@BadluckInus goes to mc D's. For job interview.

@BadluckInus goes to virgin active. Puts him in kiddies section!

@DanDup12 weldone bro!! 4 tries!! #BestOfTheBest

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

Sit in movies kyk dispecable me 2 wens my buddies was hier!!@AbZ0007 @Poenna007 @liaanras @alicegildenhuys@Tinyvantonder #greentea.

Life hack: If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of dry rice. At night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?

Learn from the past, live for today and work for the future.. #life

Something about shit... It hits you the hardest when you expect it the least.. #FFS

Positive mindset + positive attitude = positive outcome... #Believe

Boy: "Why do you straighten your hair?" Girl: "Because it makes it longer." Doctor: "Okay, tell me again how you burned your penis."

Success is actually easy. We're just over complicating it. #WorkHard #SetGoals #FeelGoodStayPosetive