Queen of them all:

@Sia Mother we love you ❤️

I see my settlement has been picked up by the press. I’m a sober working mom trying to buy peace. I have primary custody of our son and since i am the only parent earning income i still have to pay California’s incredibly high child support. This has been a horrific year but it taught me how to navigate incredibly difficult situations, prioritize my family and not absorb other people’s negativity. “To err is human, to forgive is divine.”

@Sia Yess

good dads get jobs

@Doodrobiee_ @juneapologist It's frying him too sis 😭😭

@juneapologist This shit is frying me 😭😭

Bought two months worth of a new fiber supplement and it’s absolutely ripping through me

@SkinnyTuna @ratfuckersteve It won't affect your credit rating if you're paying it off as you should. It might not help your credit history. Some lenders aren't fans of other lenders like Klarna. Lenders use your credit rating, credit history, income to debt ratio, alongside other flags.

@ratfuckersteve ive been hearing that its bad for your credit rating to do that

are you guys really klarna-ing stuff or were you joking

who’s your main in tekken 8?👊 he doesn’t speak. he doesn’t need to, dragunov supremacy. 😍 #Fancam #Edit #Tekken #Tekken8 #Dragunov

@SwipeAndGripe @MissAlly_01 Literally. Amount of times I'm like "ooh just a few more minutes and it'll be done", look away, it's burnt. 😭😂

I bought a frozen pizza from Aldi for my tea & it says on the box, "Cook for between 20 & 22 minutes." Now, I'm no genius, but isn't that 21 minutes?

@Muatex @XXXTweetcion @killedbygoogle Google Maps warns of fixed speed cameras and users can report mobile ones already? At least in the UK anyway.

@XXXTweetcion @killedbygoogle I think Google will not implement speed camera detection in Google Maps and thats the only (main) reason people use Waze

Say farewell to Waze.

@moonpresnce You did sign up for it tho??? You agreed to pay for a year???? I don't get why people can't read?????

@diwhycoder @asmah2107 Status: 200 Response: unauthorized

@asmah2107 Ya'll just be happy I even gave you an error code.

HTTP 401 being named "Unauthorized" when it actually means "Unauthenticated" is the reason I have trust issues.

@poppytuft @gaylilsorcerer Finally someone else said it 😭 why people think it's "frozen". It's not a mirror world, it's just a copy world made at a certain time. It ain't hard to grasp.

@gaylilsorcerer I think the answer is it was just created that day as a snapshot of time when the bridge between dimensions was created. Because no one lives there there was no one around to alter it

and while i’m at it WHAT IS THE REASON THE UPSIDE DOWN WAS STUCK ON THE DAY WILL WAS TAKEN,,,,???????

@Brightonfan @PolitlcsGlobal Why would the Falklands need a post-Brexit teaty with the EU?

@PolitlcsGlobal Watch out Falkland Islands will be next with this scummy government!!!!

🚨🇪🇺 NEW: The EU has approved proposals to sign and conclude an agreement with the UK regarding Gibraltar It follows a key agreement on principles reached in June 2025 between senior officials including: 🇬🇧 Former Foreign Secretary David Lammy 🇪🇺 European Commissioner Maroš Šefčovič 🇪🇸 Spanish Foreign Minister José Manuel Albares 🇬🇮 Gibraltar Chief Minister Fabian Picardo

@brassbg_ttv @saturnulysses They'll probably lead it into a way that implies they're coming to the game (like Frank stone ending) then give us a skin

@saturnulysses I swear to god they’re gonna make a cast of 4 new survivors and a killer and it’s gonna flop and act shocked Pikachu faced about it

PLEASE be about existing characters in dbd

@goddessbriana93 @iSpeedtest0S @thrluv We ain't just on about the US or California tho hun 😭

apple whats the point of letting me record calls if ur gone announce it loud asf

@goddessbriana93 @iSpeedtest0S @thrluv Implied consent is not consent. Many countries have laws that govern that.

@iSpeedtest0S @thrluv If a person is informed and they continue the conversation knowing they are being recorded that implies consent .

@Rouk3zila @KennyKw46984486 @atulit_gaur They scaled it from ~0.5m active users to have over 3bn active users

@KennyKw46984486 @atulit_gaur for whatsapp they never do much to it till very recently added alot of bloat to it .

meta: facebook, instagram, whatsapp, created react, pytorch, llama models, threads, ar/vr microsoft: windows (millions of lines of code), the entire microsoft office suite (website, desktop apps and mobile apps), azure, typescript, c#, xbox, bing, edge google: the search engine, gcp, youtube, ads, mail, meet, photos, android, created tensorflow, drive, google pay, chromium, chrome, maps, chromeOS, firebase, colab X: x dot com the everything app which works 80% of the time But I am sure the comparison is correct and valid

@Legoman99573 @Zendesk I had this the other day!

Its funny @Zendesk is on damage control. Just note that I am talking with my boss Monday during a meeting to move to a different ticketing system as you have shown that peace is no longer an option.

@AnastaciaStream @kaxishk literally, by the time the song starts, it's already over 😭

@kaxishk I don’t mind as 12 song album, but please make it over 40-45min . IM DONE WITH 2:30min songs

we need to normalise making longer albums coz why am i getting 12 songs after 4 year of hiatus

@JohnMcGlynn @tomhfh New limit applies to domestic flights as well. No idea why OP specifically mentions international only. The new scanners are in all terminals.

@tomhfh What about domestic flights ?

Of the world's busiest 10 airports, Heathrow is the only one to have scrapped the 100ml rule for liquid containers on all international flights. 🇬🇧👍

@outputman828 @macbethsq You've worded this as if you're an actual nonce

Dug up my old copy of It. Complete with #that scene self redacted 😂