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Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord
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@Istoyay No 😭 just didn’t realize how closely he’d been paying attention to me lmfao
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I spent the night with a man and he was giving me a bear hug and I was like “oh that’s nice I like that” and this fucker goes “oh? Is my boy a little autistic?”
I screamed
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I think if someone did this to me I would never live it down.
ricky deondria 🇵🇸@Baerajas
I spent the night with a man and he was giving me a bear hug and I was like “oh that’s nice I like that” and this fucker goes “oh? Is my boy a little autistic?” I screamed
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@TimeCommander @jd105455751314 @Created4Fun Definitely was not trying to make me uncomfortable. More that he saw my reaction and made an observation lol. A sort of “I see what’s happening here”
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@jd105455751314 @Created4Fun @Baerajas Ok, but like, if the hugger didn’t know, then was he trying to make OP uncomfortable?
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There was that one study (university of Alabama, maybe?) about how common torture is in G and PG movies that got mocked as a ridiculous waste of research funds, but they almost all do it post 9/11.
pxt@paulxt
Finding Nemo is unmistakable as a 2003 text because the supposed heroes gain the information they need through torture
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@Ali_is_bald42 When you’re entirely wrapped in the arms and they squeeze hard
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@dracosmother__ I literally gagged like??? I’m supposed to be cool and chill you’re not supposed to know that
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RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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do not do this btw youll end up doing the Expression
Han🇩🇿@Han31506417073
Back when i was a gloomy teenager i started smiling as a habit cause i thought it would trick my brain into releasing happiness hormones, it didn’t work but it made me look more friendly and thus people approached me more which was what ultimately lifted up my mood.
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First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends
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A lot of people are unfortunately stuck in a taste gap relationship
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Bf making me watch Chernobyl after I made him watch Love Island
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The words “sent you a reel” activates my fight or flight response
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