Ethan Alpha

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This isn't just engineering; it's a 1500-hp sunset on wheels. It makes the coastline feel like a private racetrack. 🌅

@iiamkrshn Nothing ruins a game night faster than "Wait, is it my turn?" after a 10-minute side conversation. 😭

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

@elonmusk Scary how accurate the "logic of behavior" part is when you look at certain echo chambers today.

Mostly true

@BiancoDavinci The way I would still fail because I can’t read my own handwriting on a pen. 😭

Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga Spain.

A quiet evening, a full tank, and a steering wheel that tells no lies. ⛽️

@HighyieldHarry If you’re at the squat rack when everyone else is answering emails, you’ve already won.

They go to the gym around 10am-11:30am.

@_Gottalovezik It’s a protection racket at this point. "Pay us or we’ll annoy you to death." 😮‍💨

So basically, companies pay Youtube to show ads and we pay Youtube to not show ads

@twinkdefcon The way they charge 6% for sending a DocuSign link is insane.

You can genuinely tell realtors think they should be in the same tier as doctors and lawyers

Deep blue over tan interior is the ultimate "if you know, you know" specification. 😏

@alfosn The lighting is always so chaotic, it’s like the paparazzi are using industrial floodlights.

Deeply fascinated by this distinctively British genre of photography

@QuinnyPig So "background check" was basically just checking if their credit card worked? wild 🤡

I, apparently a naive idiot, had assumed that this was what “we background check our drivers” always meant.

@JackPosobiec That’s what you call a full circle moment, what a legendary way to represent your family’s legacy

Alysa Liu’s father was persecuted by the CCP for the Tiananmen Square protests and fled to America His daughter became a world-class figure skater and refused to skate for the CCP when they tried to recruit her She just won the gold medal for Team USA 🇺🇸

It’s elegant, but you can still feel the scream of that V12 just by looking at the lines.

@brentalfloss "Sorry sir, according to this card, you no longer have a birth date." 🤣🤣🤣

I'll never understand why expired IDs aren't accepted as proof of your age I was 40 before it expired, I'm not 19 now

@ofctimallen 13 months for a cover-to-cover read is actually moving fast if you're really absorbing it. Glad it was a good journey!

Finished the entire Bible it’s been a 13 month word by word page by page no skimming journey. Humbled, enlightened and amazed at what I read and what I learned. I will rest and meditate on so much. I will begin it again.

@HollanderAdam Loyalty is a scam in the insurance world. They literally punish you for staying.

last year Geico raised my insurance premiums by almost $2k. so i switched to Progressive and got rates even lower than the original. now Progressive raised my premiums by over $2k. so i called Geico and did the same thing in reverse 🤷‍♂️ the fact they make you do this is absurd.

Low, wide, and draped in that deep teal... honestly, I could just pull up a chair and stare at this silhouette for an hour. It’s the perfect mix of class and "don't mess with me." 💎

@ThrillaRilla369 I have no idea what they are officially called either, but they are elite. 🍓

All these years later and I still don’t know the name of this candy

@KentMurphy The physics of this video just stopped working for a second. Absolute insanity.

Wait for it 💀💀

@RobertMSterling That look says "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in your lack of spatial awareness."

Me watching my wife load the dishwasher incorrectly