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Dana Goldberg

Dana Goldberg

@DGComedy

I write jokes, tell them on stages, & do some other things to make the world better. 🏳️‍🌈 she/her #BlackLivesMatter SiriusXM 127 and co-host of @dailybeanspod

Los Angeles Katılım Haziran 2011
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
Alex Jones said that lesbians are torturing women and eating their brains. Ummmmm...Alex? That’s not What We Eat.
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Meghan McCain
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain·
Wanna know one of the best things about Mr. Rogers growing up? I never knew anything about his political opinions. He just entertained kids. That's it.
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Dean Cain@RealDeanCain·
Virginia, make the right choice!! ⁦@WinsomeSears⁩ for Governor!!
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BoxingHelena
BoxingHelena@helena_boxing·
@DGComedy Autism isn’t a punishment, and Tylenol isn’t a villain. Let’s stop using medical myths to justify ableism. Neurodivergence isn’t caused; it’s born, lived, and loved.
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If you give your kids Tylenol PM, they’ll only have autism at night.
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
I came back on this site just to retweet this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@cmclymer Didn’t lying to Congress used to be…*checks notes… A FEDERAL CRIME!?
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Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦@cmclymer·
They knew about the weapons being used. They knew about the movements. They knew about the timing. And they knew about the targets. Because it was all in the chat. And they fucking lied to our faces.
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
@atrupar He looks like that last scene in Beetlejuice where his head is shrunk and he’s waiting to be seen. What a small man in an empty suit.
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
One thing got missed in that disgusting embarrassing exchange between a respected President and two wannabe mafia thugs…Vance admitted Russia invaded Ukraine.
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Mueller, She Wrote
Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote·
Rudolph Giuliani has "fully satisfied" a $148 million judgment won by two Georgia election workers who said he defamed them by falsely claiming they helped steal the 2020 U.S. presidential election from Donald Trump, a Monday court filing shows. aol.com/giuliani-fully…
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@TomiLahren @FrankLuntz We’re giving him our country. I can’t believe you’re still okay with all of this. Curious to see who signs your checks.
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Tomi Lahren@TomiLahren·
@FrankLuntz We aren’t giving money to Putin. That’s the difference.
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Tomi Lahren@TomiLahren·
YOU the American taxpayers are being ROYALLY ripped off and now that you know that, it’s gonna be really hard for the Democrats to put that dirty little genie back in the bottle. WFA- waste, fraud, abuse, WTF. I’ll discuss next with @LizMacDonaldFOX on @EveningEdit 5pmET on FoxBusiness
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Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
@DebBrow16344984 @BuiltUSTough Sadly I’m aware and everyone is trying to figure out how to comply and not abandon their missions. So much chaos right now but so many people are figuring out the plan forward in these orgs behind the scenes. 🤍
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Built US Tough
Built US Tough@BuiltUSTough·
You heard it here first, as i’ve seen no one point this out, not a Congressperson, nor the media. HOMELESSNESS AMONG AMERICANS IS GOING TO SKYROCKET! Why? The Billionaires war on Catholic Charities and Lutheran Family Services. Why? They both are primary resources for rental assistance, and aid in paying utility bills for Americans in States around the country. Often, they pay the most of available resources out there. Don’t believe me? Dial 211 today wherever you are in the nation. Tell them you are calling for rental assistance, then read the list of resources you are sent.
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Dana Goldberg
Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
@TomiLahren @AesPolitics1 And how the hell do you think the water would have gotten there with 90 mph winds, Tomi? One bucket at a time? The helicopters couldn’t fly. Just stop commenting for one day.
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Aes🇺🇸@AesPolitics1·
I don’t understand the hate for Gavin Newsom. This is one of the worst natural disasters seen in decades. Nothing would’ve stopped it.
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Nancy Mace@NancyMace·
I'm not taking another vaccine. I am still injured from the last one. #HoldTheLine
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Dana Goldberg
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@TomiLahren Just a little education…they are not ‘transgenders’, they are transgender people. At least use the right terminology if you’re going to debate their rights publicly.
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Tomi Lahren@TomiLahren·
Should transgenders have their own sports league? If so, why? If not, why not? ⬇️
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Here it is in black and white for all of you who think tariffs won’t hurt the US consumer.
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