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@kiyoshinguji31 Phew you had me worried for a moment

@BalancingEarh Sparkling water is a bit funny to drink, so I tend to avoid it.

Brand of water? Why, any water is fine with me. I needn't know the brand of water to enjoy it.

@NiceGuyDamon Checkmate

@BalancingEarh He isn't even my classmate.

Objectively speaking, Desmond. But if we’re talking subjectively, I’d say a certain lawyer.

@Soggysuni KIRUMI, HONEY, ITS OKAY, I CAN CUT IT FOR YOU 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Kirumi can't slice konjac, so she just has to bite straight into it. Seasoned with tears and the cruel reminder that everyone will discard her once she isn't useful anymore. Because without her maid talent she will always end up alone, never human enough to love or be loved.

@lovesteruteru The "son" meme permanently ruined my perception of the word "son"

I havent played udg is monaca actually haijis sister im fucking crying real tears rn

@droidbuilds Jeez. Mr beast you want to starve 1000 people?

MrBeast plans to trap 1000 vibe coders in a room without Claude first person to center a div manually wins $1 million

@noinconsistency Someone get @RealConorOil in this. This is monumental

🚨BREAKING: Trump proposed creating 11 more Pride Months—how do you feel about that? Are you on board? A. Yes, B. No

@aRandom_acc_ Is this an edit or did this actually happen

Hajime shut up #Randomsdr2

@Michahyu Absolute perfection

Carlo and Bruna skit (the Romano siblings)✨ #flipline #papalouie #carloromano #brunaromano

@kiyoshinguji31 (except i know damn well what i did)

@BalancingEarh I will find you.

That is not my name.

@juicygay25 Turns out it was actually one of those kids executed in court.

@atopossora Mommy shout restore peace to miitopia

Mommy wants her face back

@aRandom_acc_ "i wonder if i can change into my swimsuit he-" Monokuma:

Insane sprite #Randomsdr2

@NOTAFRAUD111 Ew you're right. You look naked without it

I'm never doing this again.

@kiyoshinguji31 Thats the anthropology fact of the day? If so than 10/10

// byakuya togamis look in udg is extremely attractive

@Kuzurayu @h0lyshmoly I dont have pronouns, nor noobnouns I have hackernouns, godnouns and a few more i think

@BalancingEarh @h0lyshmoly Fuuuuck you don’t have ur pronouns in bio so idk

How different Twitter users would react if you asked their pronouns @h0lyshmoly : I use any pronouns! Thank you for asking!

@hajimefinalgirl "nagito learnt the truth and wanted to kill us all" With those hangman gambits related to his trial. Thats pretty obvious

shit the hangmans gambit 3 hours into the trial has me doing

@ykslyy Cinema workers maybe

“no bodyguards” what kinda opps could Jack Black possibly have

@h0lyshmoly @Kuzurayu What pronouns do you use

@Kuzurayu IM CRYIFN