MikeGetDaCoochieByAnyMeans75000

Robinwood Lake, Gastonia NC 😍

@DeItaone Let me guess it was in our doge checks

Trump: ‘I made the U.S.A. 45 Billion Dollars in 8 months!’

good pussy will deadass have u on dead by daylight

@BrotherNature we ain’t forget

As a stay at home husband, I spend most of my days and weeks lifting, tanning, training martial arts, and reading philosophy when my haggard, hedge fund manager wife gets home from her 110 hour a week j*b to fund my lifestyle, I gotta say I am so pissed off she has been neglecting me And she is always forgetting to pick up the milk at the store (I told her multiple times) I know it's bad, but if she's tired maybe she should work less? Also if she even gave a shit about me at all, she would find a way make the time for me and she's barely ever "in the mood" Anyway that's why I'm cheating on her, which she deserves

Today is April 15th, tax day. My father Irwin Schiff referred to it as the real April Fool's Day, as on this day millions of Americans volunteer to pay a tax that no law actually requires them to pay. For years my father asked the IRS to show him the law, but they never did.

@DeItaone We came a long way from “they want to make a deal”

Iran has stopped negotiation efforts with the United States, informing Pakisan that it would no longer engage in cease-fire talks, according to three senior Iranian officials.

@DeItaone Protestors will be WHAT

TRUMP: IRANIANS SHOULD RISE UP AGAINST REGIME TRUMP SAYS IRANIANS WHO PROTEST WILL BE IMMEDIATELY SHOT AND KILLED

@DeItaone Thank you. Was worried I would have to cross the Atlantic and rescue him myself

*MISSING US AIRMAN RESCUED AFTER JET DOWNED IN IRAN: AXIOS

@DeItaone 3rd carrier deployed but war is about to end?

*S&P 500 INDEX EXTENDS GAIN TO RISE 3%, NASDAQ 100 UP 3.5%

@DeItaone Right before futures open

PETROCHEMICAL PLANT TARGETED IN NORTHWESTERN TABRIZ CITY, IRANIAN STATE MEDIA REPORTS

@DeItaone Have you tried asking nicely

TRUMP ON IRAN: IRAN HAS TO OPEN UP STRAIT OF HORMUZ

@DeItaone How do I buy steel

IRAN SAYS STEEL PLANTS IN ISFAHAN TARGETED BY US-ISRAEL STRIKES

@PhilSmith_1 @zerohedge Stick to 40% silver coinage. You can find it below spot and silver is silver

@zerohedge silver is silver, don't really care what's printed on it, if yours is the best deal then cool

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@DeItaone Why he couldn’t figure that out BEFORE he invaded Iran with his Oompa Loompa ahhh

TRUMP ON OPENING STRAIT OF HORMUZ: YOU NEED A LOT OF HELP

@DeItaone Yea fucking right

TRUMP ON OPENING STRAIT OF HORMUZ: AT A CERTAIN POINT IT'LL OPEN ITSELF

@DeItaone Yea fucking right

Trump: I think Israel will be ready to end the Iran war when the US wants to end. We want more or less similiar things

@DeItaone Recession cancelled

SPOT GOLD FALLS OVER 1% TO $4,582.55/OZ

@DeItaone What does this mean for my bear call spreads

$NVDA - NVIDIA: PLANNING TO USE 50% OF FREE CASH FOR INVESTOR RETURNS

@DeItaone Good morning

🚨 TRUMP: WE DON'T NEED ANY HELP ESCORTING SHIPS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ

@DeItaone All they need to lay is like 3 mines to completely disrupt that straight

TRUMP SAYS IRAN OIL HUB STRIKE STILL AN OPTION Donald Trump said the U.S. could still target oil facilities on Kharg Island, Iran’s main crude export hub, despite earlier sparing its energy infrastructure. The U.S. previously struck military targets on the island but avoided oil facilities. Trump warned that decision could change if Iran disrupts shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. Kharg Island handles about 90% of Iran’s oil exports, mostly to China, meaning any attack on its infrastructure could quickly push global oil prices higher and intensify inflation pressures. Trump also said U.S. forces destroyed Iranian mine-laying ships to help reopen the strategic waterway, through which about one-fifth of global energy supply passes.