Jeremiah Balogun

@official_Gegeh Yesterday

When last you called your dad?

"Jagaban knows politics" "jagaban is a strategist" A fool that still buys fuel for N1400, and can be destroyed anytime by insecurity.

Just get money. Try get money. Please get some money. Money makes you a better friend, a better brother, a better sister.

@dammy4trueluv Wetin do we wey dey Lagos?

Always thank God for your life Some are dead. Some are in prison. Some are in Lagos

@Fancyfoodmart Sometime last year sha @ the airport

Seriously,when was the last time you withdrew money from an ATM machine? Me:2022

Naija politicians are the luckiest in the world. They have a bunch of selfish greedy tribalistic morons who keep re-electing them

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.

A carton of Titus fish is N170,000! It was N40K under Buhari. If you want Tinubu to return as President, ogun l’oma Pa e.

@Zamaniii0 You're part of the men wey dey do men Bro code: Bros before hoes mehn.

Biggest cap 😂😂 Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days. I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself. Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend. Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂

@kunzyman75 @ArsenalBlessing @yabaleftonline Your daddy bawo? 😂😂 Shey you no know your papa ni?

@ArsenalBlessing @yabaleftonline You are cursing my daddy, making false allegation about him and you want me to keep quiet? Are you really normal???.

Next president has been decided by God — Pastor Adeboye

!!!!!!!

@LakunleHammed @realfemiadebayo Omoo bruh I don't agree with you o Laud is bae o!

@realfemiadebayo Anything that intoxicates !

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

Find a girl who respects you, cares for you, and loves fucking you.
Life is hard enough.

Having your own place is one of the best things you can ever do for yourself as an adult. 😮‍💨

@JustKingss Month wey just start

So how much have you saved in this month?

Where certificates and qualifications cannot take you, May the grace of God take you there in May.

Today na Workers Day but them never pay workers salary. Government make it make sense ☹️🤌🏾

Bro... bro... bro... Men do bounce back. From failed relationships, financial setbacks, toxic bonds, unemployment, from anyyyyyything. If you're going through hard times, calm down. Pray and keep your trust in God.

Employment is a contract, not a favor. Your salary is payment for your work, not a gift. An employer is never your friend

Some people have zero desire to be seen. They just want a blessed and quiet life.