Steve Rawnsley

Happy First Contact Day to those who celebrate!

@JohnCleese Same as Spanish in Florida

Bye, bye Tesco

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

Pete Hegseth, seen here practicing for prison, banned press photographers from the Pentagon for posting “unflattering” pictures. Obviously we should respect that. So absolutely DO NOT retweet these photos.

HOW IS THIS NORMAL? Trump on the girls’ school in Minab: “The Tomahawk missile that destroyed it could have been anyone’s. A Tomahawk is very generic.” Facts: Tomahawk missiles are manufactured by RTX in Phoenix, Arizona. The US sells them to exactly four countries: the UK, Australia, Japan, and the Netherlands. None of them are at war with Iran. The White House already confirmed behind closed doors to Congress that the US targeted the area. CNN confirmed US responsibility. 165 girls aged 7-12 are dead. And the President of the United States just told the American people a Tomahawk missile is “very generic.” This is not a mistake. This is not confusion. This is a lie. On camera. About dead children.

Can we show @realDonaldTrump that we haven't forgotten about this? Can we retweet this 10,000 times? Comment when done ✅ 👇

Unbelievable...

If only the Russians had a sense of irony

Donald Trump’s actions in Venezuela do not make America safer, stronger, or more affordable. That Maduro is a brutal, illegitimate dictator does not change the fact that this action was both unlawful and unwise. We’ve seen this movie before. Wars for regime change or oil that are sold as strength but turn into chaos, and American families pay the price. The American people do not want this, and they are tired of being lied to. This is not about drugs or democracy. It is about oil and Donald Trump’s desire to play the regional strongman. If he cared about either, he wouldn’t pardon a convicted drug trafficker or sideline Venezuela’s legitimate opposition while pursuing deals with Maduro’s cronies. The President is putting troops at risk, spending billions, destabilizing a region, and offering no legal authority, no exit plan, and no benefit at home. America needs leadership whose priorities are lowering costs for working families, enforcing the rule of law, strengthening alliances, and — most importantly — putting the American people first.

@elonmusk What is so special about being white? Asians are brighter, latino ladies sexier!

Small minority

@No1THFCProgs The Rovers keeper actually played a blinder. Could have been 15-0

Tottenham may have been in the Second Division in 1977/78 but happier times as a fan. If you know you know 🤔

🚨HOLY COW: Sen. Mark Kelly just OBLITERATED Pete Hegseth - and by extension Trump himself - with one of the most brutal takedowns yet. Kelly says Trump put a man in charge of the Pentagon who “runs around on a stage like he’s a 12-year-old playing army.” A guy so unserious, so reckless, Kelly literally can’t imagine what our allies think watching this clown pretend to lead the world’s greatest military. Hegseth should’ve been fired after SignalGate. He should’ve been fired every single day after that.

@theliamnissan Lol

Haha Pete Hegseth is so drunk even his name tag slurs its speech

@SpursOfficial Only 81% wtf 100%!!!!

With 81% of the vote you chose Micky van de Ven's wonder goal against Copenhagen as November's Goal of the Month 🤩

BREAKING: EVERYONE NEEDS TO HEAR THIS. Senator Mark Kelly just completely torched Donald Trump: "When Donald Trump was driving the Taj Mahal casino into bankruptcy, I was getting shot at over Iraq and Kuwait. In 2001, after Donald Trump said that the collapse of the Twin Towers now meant he now owned the tallest skyscraper in Manhattan, I was carrying flags honoring 911 victims into space on a rocket ship. In 2003, when Donald Trump was writing birthday greetings to the monster, Jeffrey Epstein, I was the first on the scene to recover the bodies of my fellow astronauts who died when Space Shuttle Columbia exploded during re-entry. In 2011, when Trump was hosting a reality show, and peddling conspiracy theories against President Barack Obama, I was sitting next to my wife’s hospital bed as she recovered from a gunshot wound to the head."

Twitter has disabled its new ‘profile-location’ feature hours after launch. Multiple high profile “Right Wing America“ accounts were immediately revealed to be based in Israel, India or Russia.

hopefully i have the right day now 😉to say #HappyDoctorWhoday ♥️♥️!

Yep, health insurance is ludicrous in 2026. Way to go piggy Republicans.

Here's a list of traitors who celebrated a murderous evil man -- who our CIA determined to have ordered American Journalist Jamal Kashoggi be chopped to pieces with a bone saw -- at a lavish White House dinner last night: Elon Musk – CEO of Tesla/SpaceX Tim Cook – CEO of Apple Jeff Bezos – Amazon founder Jensen Huang – CEO of Nvidia Lisa Su – CEO of AMD Marc Benioff – CEO of Salesforce Greg Brockman – President of OpenAI Brian Armstrong – CEO of Coinbase Bill Ackman – billionaire investor (Pershing Square) David Sacks – venture capitalist and tech investor And.... fucking soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo who attended with fiancée Georgina Rodríguez

@SuellaBraverman Wrong, just totally wrong. No damage to the orange Dictator.

President Trump has been slandered by the BBC. Whether intentional or accidental, the damage is significant. President Trump is right to sue the BBC. It’s the only way things will change.