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@FrankEra_ Fernandes/Tchouaméni/Hackney would be great as gives options on setup & rotation. Also lets be realistic on price. Anderson will be £100m +, will involve a tedious negotiations while we could snap up Fernandes & Hackney for the same money. Baleba if Tchouaméni a non starter.

Manchester United’s 26/27 midfield plan: 1st Tier = Anderson/Tchouaméni/Tonali 2nd Tier = Fernandes/Baleba/Scott/Ederson 3rd Tier = Hackney/Charles

I’ll be on Newstalk shortly with David Quinn, Rory Cowan and Graham Linehan to discuss the disgraceful and antisemitic reaction from Irish people to Ben-Gvir’s most recent lighthearted and entertaining video.

@ewarren No issues with this. It’s common sense. Congress & the Senate should also prevent Senators plus Congress men/women from profiting off any deals while in office.

This is common sense: Congress should prevent the President and his family from profiting off crypto deals while in office.

@MarkOgden_ Yes, but why is all this “What is an assist?” chat only coming up because it’s a Utd player?

If Bruno Fernandes runs from box to box, the ball bounces off a defender’s shin and a United player scores from the loose ball, no Bruno assist, despite the box to box contribution. If he takes a corner and somebody heads it in, assist. Who makes these rules up?

@RisingGemsz Would def prefer £120m spent on these two instead of just Anderson.

Landing Baleba and Mateus Fernandes for a combined £120m would be an absolute steal—exceptional business value-wise, considering both their ages and the inclusion of the quality you would be getting. Ideally, the club should get the Mateus Fernandes deal done before the World Cup. Baleba might take more time depending on Brighton, but since he won't be going to the World Cup, it’s less of a problem. They would be great additions to a team that is already on the rise and most importantly they're prem proven.

@utdreport Tchouaméni, Baleba & Fernandes would be an ideal summer

For £150m, you can only sign 3 midfielders — who are you choosing? 👀 - Elliot Anderson - Aurélien Tchouaméni - Carlos Baleba - Éderson - Adam Wharton - Mateus Fernandes - Ayyoub Bouaddi - Alex Scott - Tyler Adams - João Gomes - Shea Charles

This is Labours version of Liz Truss taking over from Boris Johnson moment!

EXCLUSIVE Wes Streeting has told Sir Keir Starmer that he is preparing his case to be the next Prime Minister, the Telegraph can disclose.

@kwok_phil Can you put a date on the making it happen but yet?

we’re accelerating the internet of value. we’re making it happen.

BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

@lawrenson_40883 @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff I do but I still have to get it approved by local planning control. If I put in absurd plans I would likely be refused and told to go back to the drawing board. Ditto (although admittedly on a larger scale) for a plebiscite.

@BanNormality @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff That's not the same as Brexit. In your analogy you know what your extension would be like.

🗣️ “Unless this thing [Irish unity] is done properly, unless it's done with a large majority of people in favour of it – there are going to be problems,” says @MickCliff. #TonightVMTV

@lawrenson_40883 @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff I’m planning to put on an extension to my house. I am looking at building options based on cost, style & timeline that suits me. Still in the planning stage, but when I give the green light I will follow my plans as much as possible. Hasn’t happened yet…but planning!

@BanNormality @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff How could you research something that hasn't happened yet?

@lawrenson_40883 @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff Research

@BanNormality @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff How could they have done that? The government opposed Brexit for a start. But how could you plan for something you don't know the details of?

@lawrenson_40883 @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff The UK Government could/should have put together a clear plan that a Yes vote means x, y, z. This would have required them to look into the limitations of what the EU would agree to prior to the vote. That’s a plan.

@BanNormality @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff How could you have had a plan?

@UnionistCentri1 @TonightVMTV @Mickcliff Would civil war be guaranteed if a unity referendum lost by 1% and if so then by your logic that would be a fair outcome?

@TonightVMTV @Mickcliff People get fixated on the 50%+1 rule, which isn’t in question. The point is that history teaches us that IF (and it’s a big IF) constitutional change happens, and it happens on a tiny majority, then civil war is guaranteed- more than just “problems”. Best we be good neighbours.

@elonmusk Free speech also needs to know what is censored on X. Whether through throttling, use of language, terms, political slogans etc. why are all these rules not transparent with an explanation? If an algorithm bans it we need to know about it. I think that’s only fair @elonmusk

Yup

@srn15111961 @mtahir_17 No. If they put gravestones in a football stadium, at the entrance of a players tunnel I would do though.

@mtahir_17 Do you walk over grave stones in cemeteries...!!!

Ben White clearly made an innocent mistake when walking across the Atletico Madrid crest. He's not showing a lack of respect. He’s caught up in the emotion of the occasion. Simeone father and especially son were unimpressed… #AFC 1/2

@henrywinter This manufactured drama sh1te is what debases football. If you have a crest on the ground, at the entrance of a tunnel, don’t expect players to dance around it as if it has some mythical reverance. If the club crest is special DON’T put it on the ground!

@Vararse_ For Forest to go down Spurs would have to win 3 of their remaining 5 fixtures getting nearly a third of the points total they’ve managed to get out of 33 games this season…not likely. Forest could lose every game and will most likely stay up.